Ayatollah Hermione

Heard the album yet?

Wouldn't be surprised if Ryder had actually helped installing the fucker . Still got the bruises on his chin from Ashley's prosthetic nads clankin off it . the very thought!

In terms of the "like" button, will that replace the chorus of " " smilies after I say something hilarious?

Fucking hell, man.

Fuck it, my life is complete.

There we gan, I'm safe from the wrath.

Up until last year, I lived about a mile of SJP. I thought that was his barometer?

eh? I do like it though. Toontastic has needed an image revamp. Like Bowie when he got on the cocaine and came up with The Thin White Duke.

eh?

He's just done an interview with Kerrang talking about Nirvana. Kerrang must be struggling.

He lives on in the avatars of all new posters. Stokoe in Spirit.

You'll catch up after a while. Like Snakey says, nobody else is quite able to keep up anymore either.

How did I miss that? Next year, I'll eat two years worth of chilli. Also, Burning Love by Elvis.

Where's this chilli festival?!!

B.O.A.T.

Top work, Brock. Anyone know what time/day the CL highlight show is on Sky? Missed everything tonight.

Defending is dodgy. Passing is a lot better but your team-mates are still useless on BAP.

Nowhere near as frustrating as Shola. Actually, he wasn't the most frustrating player down our left hand side last night.

I'd honestly lock up people who believe in the Illuminati. They obviously have no grip on reality.

"I punched a horse once" You sure he wasn't actually a patient who managed to sneak out and put on a doctor's coat?

THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!

We could rename him Yogi.

You seem like a nice guy. If he is Norwegian a naa who he reminds me of, and it isn't Lars Bohinen I can tell ye. Brad pitt? Brad Pitt ye look more like Right Said Fred after a cocktail of Salvia and Ketamine.

Looks a bit like Lady gaga. Like that, she'd get it as I'm sure she's thrilled to hear.

what a welcome this poor lad's had