Kitman

For shame!

This. He's the human equivalent of herpes

I assume we'll sell him if we get a half decent offer. Can't see him getting a spot on the bench

The BBC "price of football" study shows ticket ptices have risen by more than double the cost of living, despite recession and huge increases in TV revenue. Administrators owners and players alike take matchgoing fans for granted and think no matter how badly theyre treated or how much theyre gouged, they will still turn up. The game is hopelessly out of touch with its grass roots and this 39th game thing is just another example of it imo. Personally I think the game is full of horrible greedy cunts, from pampered players and leeching agents through to fat corporate bastards and corrupt inept officials. Of course people make their own choices but if I was still in the UK I honestly wouldnt pay to watch top flight football anymore. The whole thing is utterly rotten and broken as a sport imo. As it is I live abroad so its not something I worry about anymore.

Maybe not.

Big players. Go large. Keep fighting. Big scalp. Don't you love our throwback of a manager?

Big scalp? Sounds like we need Redfoo

Apparently we don't have enough "big players" according to Pardew

well y'know meh

Surely they can't get away with calling him a defender?

are all Pimms drinking shithouses also transvestites?!

I'm sure the profits on Cabaye and Debuchy will soften the blow....I hope Ashley is furious with Pardew and his genius coaches for losing him a similar profit on MYM though

There's an air of the transvestite about Wise. Given he's hardly ever visited Newcastle I'm surprised anybody takes any notice of his opinions.

I don't think it makes any difference. They know enough to decide whether to sack him or not

His patter probably sounds convincing to people who don't actually watch us. It's only when you see the results of his work that you realise he's clueless. I suspect he talked himself into the job in the first place without Ashley doing the necessary due diligence yet again.

Then he'll go home and polish his trophy

Can't see us getting anything vs Swansea. Not the way we're playing under our shithouse manager and coaching staff.

I expect he goes home and polishes his helmet in front of the mirror holding the trophy

Pardvirus I like your theory. The thought remains that Pardew does best with defensive limited grafters because that sums him up as a player and manager. His tactics seem to be keep it tight keep working and hope for a moment. I wonder if we've persisted with the floated back post free kick cos he thinks its least likely to give the oppo a chance to break quickly....

Pardew thinks thats its enough to fight and battle. As long as youre hanging in there battling away, then something will come your way (especially if you have "the quality"). FFS. Please get this man out of our club now.

Sorry was being obscure. It reminded me of Mike Bassett football manager "Ladies and gentlemen England will be playing 4 4 fucking 2 thank you!" I currently think Mike Bassett is a better manager than Alan Pardew.

4-4-fucking-2

Hes been with us for 4 years. Fair enough if he wants to leave to better his position, especially with all those mouths to feed