Kitman

Presumably the negotiation team consists of Delboy and Rodney Trotter, with Trigger as special adviser

its like being a fly on the wall

We should be called Barrow Boys United. Our negotiating team comes across to me like a bunch of spivs on the make...no wonder clubs like montpellier tell us to pay decent money or fuck off.

So we're low balling on the Cabella fee and then we'll try to screw him on wages. Yet we're close to signing him apparently. Sounds like deja vu.

I reckon Llambias' master plan was to have a crop of good academy players coming through the ranks by now. Unfortunately we're still shit at developing talent, so Carr's off looking for magic beans on the cheap every transfer window

It's hardly surprising people are cynical after recent transfer windows.

Its possibly not a coincidence that the two least popular managers in the league are taking tgeir teams to nz

Theyre playing here in nz alo6ng with west ham. God knows why as theres no money in it. At least I'll get to shout abuse at both pardew and allardyce

Apparently shes frustrated because shes been put in a sweeper role

I'm sorry for the people who paid to go and see us play Liverpool but otherwise I dont really care.

Sidwell was decent once but I suspect his best days are behind him. Doesnt fit the mould of the sort of players we've signed in the past other than being on a free.

Yeah I hope he doesnt go to spurs

Debuchy is going to get better offers than us in terms of wages and European football. That shouldn't surprise anyone. He probably only came to us in the first place cos his best mate Cabaye persuaded him to.

If we were ever seriously in the running for Cabella. I don't believe a word that's written in the press about transfers these days tbh.

Its more.about who leaves than who joins these days

Happy birthday !

Im baffled why would we let Haidara go. Hes looked much better than Dummett imo.

On his day he was unstoppable. Much like his mouth.

That Alan Pardew would make a great replacement for Lennon

Christmas Tree, the spokesman for Toon fans everywhere

The Aussie league is shit unfortunately. And the wellington phoenix which is a kiwi team is one of the shittest sides in the a league. We're playing them on 26 july im going and no doubt the toon will lose

Sure, sure

We have a shite English manager so we might as well have a shite English team. Maybe they'd be able to make something of a free kick floated to the back stick, eh

With colback and noble laying on the service. Woop de fucking doo