Kitman

Its beyond dreadful. I even spied Alex Salmond at one point...

Fruity king's almost as dignified as wonga. Good work Mike!

What are you basing this on? The rumour is that the club stop playing him in order to prevent him reaching the number of appearances that would have triggered a contract extension. Without the extension he still has a year to go but has been told to find another club as he wont get a game for us.

Good riddance

It seems longer than that

Shocking news. I remember Gejon from when I used to post on NO back in the day and he always came across well. Its a tragedy and 31 is no age at all. RIP.

Top effort from the mackems. Good to see.

I personally dont believe we'd sign AC....the transfer fee is too high as are his reported wages (120k pw). I also think Fat Sham thinks he's a key player for him (altho the porn barons would probably love to shift him as he hasn't been value for money.) I suspect this is just paper talk or his agent trying to drum up interest....

Where do we get a Cabella Sheesh from? Abrakebabra?

If Fatem Ben Muffintop cant be arsed to stay in reasonable shape he should give up trying to be a professional footballer. Mind you I wouldnt be surprised if this is a lie put about by the club to turn fans against him in the hope he'll move on. #conspiracytheory

Horrible. RIP

Its going to be shite isn't it. Oh well it's a day out I suppose and we get the chance to shout abuse at Pardew. Assuming hes going...

The extra weight was muscle Only if hes been using a penis enlarger...

Unless they reckon cisse will come good and the tactic is to make do and mend till then. Which would be as risky as fuck.

And it seems to me only a complete idiot would think 14 goals in 50 games in a different league is good enough as our main striker

Im not saying we will, but its possible. I never expected this much transfer activity tbh

Its possible we mifht sign another striker, no?

How much are 19 million jesses worth?

No chance ffs

I avoid those "x things we learnt from..." type lists. Annoying as fuck actually.

I think we've done well to restrict them to 2 tbh. This is Oldham we're talking about here, and they are in a different league to us...

Well cry me a riviere

On my phone it looks like a rubbish bin with wonga on the front

Bogan. Hats off tp you Mr. Fist !!!