Kitman

At the last count we seem to have bid 50-60m for at least 5 players. That seems unlikely. Maybe they're just "preparing a bid", paper parlance for "here's some horseshit we made up yesterday over lunchtime pints"

MF only has autocock

North Macedonia sounds like a made up country. The sort of place the baddies come from in an Enid Blyton story

Pink, like their seats

Amazing. I bet that's the work of a highly respected local historian

I think the Trump legal playbook will be to delay the trial by a couple of years, get re-elected as president and then force the DoJ to drop the charges or simply pardon himself. His backup plan will be to foment a coup attempt amongst redneck followers if he fails to get the GOP nomination or get re elected. Either way he is not going to respect the rule of law and will do anything to stay out of prison. In a sane world the GOP would conclude he is unfit to stand and jettison him. However this is America.... Incidentally, regardless of all the whataboutism on this, I don't understand why Republicans aren't deeply concerned about why Trump had these files. He obviously intended to use them for personal gain, and that alone should disqualify him immediately from standing for public office. There can be no good reason why he would take such highly sensitive material and then deliberately hide it and lie about having it. I'd say the same about any politician of any political hue, it's a basic question of trust. Trump is plainly untrustworthy in any shape or form, it was obvious and apparent a long time ago and this just triple underlines it.

Yes, their fantasy lives are so much better than real life. As long as you don't let the glue wear off...

"Our branch" Two men and a dog, and the dog's not there by choice

It's such a subjective and arbitrary idea that it's pointless to debate it. Nice to see they won something this season though.

I expect we will never hear again about the involvement of the Saudi regime and PIF in the running of golf. It doesn't make for good copy and I doubt anyone really cares. It would only be an issue if the pros refused to play, which isn't going to happen.

Headless chook? Well done for not rushing to judgement on a young player who was settling in to a new team and city this season

This is where we heal our hurts my preciousssssssssss

Is that Leo Sayer?

Another Wearside Jack, how nice

That’s his cojones. Hes all sack and no sausage

His grandad was a bit of a diver apparently

Is he meant to be holding up his penis?

* tears of pride * On the river where the litter used to float….

Links?

Ah but it doesn’t count because…..oh never mind

aka the Allardyce. Keep them out for 85 minutes and cling on for a scrappy goal from a set piece.

Fantastic season, well done lads! Unbelievable to be in the CL again, HTL!

I see it’s Coventry vs Luton in the EPL play off final * double snigger *

So they want to replace their manager, who took a newly promoted club into the play-offs? Seems mental given the fans have raved about the season theyve just had and no-one is calling for him to be replaced.