Kitman

I suppose the question is whether the PL will be pressured to withdraw their approval in the light of this new information, which was presented in a US court as evidence. I hope not. I suspect it may be very hard for the PL to take back approval once given. I doubt other PL clubs are under continuous review and their rules may not even cater for it.

Arghhhh! Kill me! Kill me now!

The sky’s the limit when your head is empty and bag is full of glue

It sounds like “KLD” and the other clowns don’t have enough money to get the bogs cleaned on a regular basis. And yet they’re going to expand the stadium

Where has this stadium nonsense come from? On what planet would you expand your stadium (which you can’t fill now even with cheap seats) in the vague and unfounded hope of better times ahead? When all the evidence tells you the new seats wont sell and the team isn’t good enough to make the second division play-offs? Wouldn’t you just spend any spare cash on better players? Is this just because we’re talking about expanding SJP. Or has someone been at the glue again during Field of Dreams?

Conte looks like an extra from All Quiet on the Western Front there

Doesn’t his goal record tend to contradict the assessment of him as a slightly above average PL striker? Regular goal scorers command sky high fees and salaries because it’s not that easy to stick the ball in the net for club and country, regardless of who you play for. I realise you’re saying he’s built his career on bullying inferior sides. And I freely admit that I havent seen him play much for Spurs and I dont tend to watch England games. However there does seem to be a consensus that he’s one of the country’s leading forwards. Is that just media hype?

Strange that no-one else has ever knocked Shearer’s England record. I wonder why that could be?

“Don’t stand lad, take a pew” ”Righto, don’t mind if I do. Hnnnnnnnh”

Incidentally our ownership doesn’t invalidate a thing, we will enjoy any success massively and rub it in, SUCK IT UP BITCHES!

We all know if the mackems were offered limitless pots of cash from a noxious oligarch or nation state, they would snap their hands off. Then tie themselves in knots trying to justify why it’s okay. North Korea would be a perfect fit for them (if they weren’t foreign). There’s no moral high ground here, it’s just because it’s us. The amount of tine and effort they put into their bullshit is hilarious. They’re like deranged monkeys at the zoo flinging poo at the visitors, there’s no logic to it. The only thing they’re outraged about is our success.

Everything they post on RTG

FYP FYP

Im not convinced that they’re one of the bigger fish in the championship

Thanks Andrew, you’re right he’s not that old (he’s only 53, I thought he was in his 60s lol). Turns out he’s just thick…..

These old pundits like Sherwood make me laugh. They’re like some old fucker in a dressing gown standing on a door step ranting on about the yoof of today to no one in particular. I mean its not like they’re totally out of touch and too lazy to put the work and stay relevant. Or that they sit around in the pub swapping unfounded opinions and tropes among themselves that they then trot out an air as some sort of expert insight, because they “actually played the game innit”. I mean they’re absolutely right, it’s the same game of 11 v 11 kickabout with a round ball it always was.: Tactics? Its all bollocks son. Flair player? Give him a reducer son. Counterattacking? Just hit it long son. High press? They dont like it up em Mr Mannering. Trequartista? I dont eat that foreign muck, whose round is it anyway Deano? Etc

I particularly dislike ‘preparing to make a bid’. Do or not do, there is no preparing.

Yes, the days of taking an over priced Man Utd cast off should be gone. This belongs to the Brucey era which Edwards is still stuck in

In that case he should have been sat in a half empty stand, shat on his seat, and left 15 minutes before the final whistle having bewed the team throughout

This just in: Sunderland AFC has announced an important new project at The Stadium of Light. Dubbed “The Big Shite Change”, fans are invited to come to the club to take part in an exciting clean up of all of the stadium’s toilet facilities. “No toilet will be left behind”, says Marketing Director Charlie Methven. “Encouraging fans to play their part in cleaning up the toilets is part of our policy of re-engaging with fans- as toilet fans ourselves, Donald and I know how important it is for supporters to have ownership of their own toilet facilities. Plus we’d like them to stop shitting on the floor and on their own seats”. Fans are invited to come along to the Stadium on 1 April to mingle with the staff and players you’ve never heard of and mop up some piss. Marigolds and SAFC themed bog brushes will be provided and can be kept as souvenirs and collectibles. ”What a great day out for the whole family!” said Methven. “Stewart and I really wish we could be there, honestly we do, but we’re really looking forward to seeing what our great fans can do for The Big Shite Change!”

“It makes you wonder what their homes are like” Erm, not really

Why the fuck does Kevin even care? What a fucking plum

58% of statistics are made up anyway

The age old desperate search for relevance. I suppose when your club is the poster child for mediocrity, an also ran toiling away in the second division, devoid of interest or glamour, you latch on to a foreign club that you identify with to try to get some relevance and stardust by association. But come on marras, choose a club youve actually got some history with, eh. If you can find one that is….not having played in Europe since the early 70s and coming from a shithole town that decent people recoil in horror from, I can understand its a bit of a challenge…