Kitman

I wish we could cancel the twat's contract....

good luck with wet on the wall

Plainly a made up name. Like Englebert Humpedinck but designed for a Dutch porn star

It's been an excellent window so far, and exactly what was required. If we keep all of our purples and sign a decent striker, I'll be in dreamland. Simpson and Obertan can go.

Fuck knows we need a result

Sacre bleu! Zey can buy ze ingredients but pardieu is still ze chef!

Fuck, you know it's over when Paul Ifill gets a contract and you don't

Looks like the plan is to line up with a novel 8-1-1 formation

As I recall Barton issued a come and get me plea and nobody but QPR was interested. Because he's a nutcase.

We can't rely on this lot to address the obvious, we know that

If we sign some quality players including a decent striker we at least give ourselves a chance to build some momentum. If we don't, well......

He's the right man for Ashley

Yoan Gouffran? Sounds like something a very drunk scotsman might say......

Ditto

There's fuck all point getting excited about transfers these days till you see them posing with a black and white shirt.

He's built like Gollum....

not if we won't pay their wages......

Neither is nailing your scrotum to a door.....

I'd settle for not getting relegated.

Absolute must win. Anything but a victory is a disaster.

It'll be like signing a new player.....

If he's going to QPR I hope it's for silly money that Fernandes can't afford and will ultimately regret. I'd hate to lose out over a paltry few thousand a week to their loathsome meltyfaced twat of a manager