Kitman

Can we move this to General Chat please?

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Keep your superstitious mumbo-jumbo out of it, MF. This is a rational thread.

LM'd your post, this thread has gone on far too long without derailment. * Fights urge to do LM impersonation *

Blackburn 1-0 up against the Mackems......

CT plainly had a dump shortly before the weigh in. Shifting the residue of the double cheeseburger probably accounted for 3 lb. SHAME ON YOU CT, it's tantamount to cheating ! In reality he's gone up a lb since the last weigh in.......CT, you must stop filling your body with the loathsome detritus of junk food if you're to achieve snake hippedness.....I prescribe a week's diet of bothing but prune juice and onions to get you bakc on the straight and narrow. You might want to take a week off work.

Apparently he's a cockney. Best position is sweeper

"Life in a Northern Town" The bloke's a mug! Can't remember any songs called Life in a Northern City........

So....a theological discussion whilst a young man lays crippled in a hospital bed fighting for his life. I'll pray for your souls. Sweet Jesus, help poor Fabrice and look favourably on all the Toontastic sinners. Especially NJS.

What a loser

The Eagles for No. 6 maybe? Edit: only US band I can recall reforming recently Going on the name alone maybe some shity heavy metal band like Motley Crue, dunno if they've even split up

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however. Although I remember when they played (and eventually lost) to Portsmouth in the FA cup final a few years back they said that they would be allowed to play in europe if they won, that special dispensation would be made. Only if special tribute was paid to the Parliament of Westminster (fifteen tonnes of leeks, four flocks of pedigree welsh mountain ewes, and Max Boyce's head on a pole)

Cardiff is the capital of Wales. The Welsh aren't allowed to play football in Europe, under an agreement reached between Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterand in 1985. They are allowed to play rugby however.

You could seriously screw with their heads. Patient "Doctor, doctor, I'm bloody circumcised, what the hell happened?!" MF "Coicumcised? Coicumcised? Are you kiddin' me? This is New York, Goldstein, you're Jewish, of course you're coicumcised, sheesh, get this guy!!!!" * MF takes off doctor's coat and runs for the nearest exit *

Aha, more Nazi references. There's something of the night about you KSA. You're not posting from South America are you?

Have a cigar Sir! * twirls ends of moustache *

real name Arnold Dorsey. I'm not sure which name is worse tbh

The first ones the Chilis I think. No clue on the others

The drugs DO work. Iggy = legend, saw him live back in the early 90s, one of the best gigs I've been to

I think anyone that defaces a memorial is pond life, I don't care where they're from.

I like the idea of moving Santon to the right and getting a specialist left back though.

If Perch is going to play as DM he should change his name to SHARK. Perch is too gay a name for the role imo.

I don't like his haircut. Get rid.

Fat Sam, what a legend