Kitman

Happy birthday fellas

"What are we missing here?"

Me neither. He's soooooo last season

you don't suppose it's one of them?

It'd make better reading if there was a comedy moment "As I opened the car door to let her in, I shat all over my kegs. I had to drive with the windows open" or "I said thanks very much, here's your change, and vomited all over him. He didn't see the funny side and I had to run down the road to get away, trying not to follow through." Instead we get a factual run down of material ejected from each end. I suspect this is a smokescreen for the prune juice enemas he's been administering in a bid to beat the weigh in at fatty club........

I wonder if you're a bit dehydrated as a result of your lifestyle? Roughage + plenty of hydration should equal softer stools and easier motions. Curious that things briefly changed for the better in Paris, what was different?

Did somebody on RTG write that?

I'd be more confident if Colo was fit tbh Even with 12 men? Krul to be dropped after last game's howler?

Totally agree. Would take a major meltdown on our part and hopefully Colo will be back in a couple of games.

I'd be more confident if Colo was fit tbh

I thought we wanted Liverpool to beat Everton in the SF? Doesn't really matter now, Liverpool won't finish above us. Really? Even if they beat us at SJP?

I thought we wanted Liverpool to beat Everton in the SF?

Everton v Liverpool at Wembley should be a spicy encounter. Should be a better game for neutrals than the mackems anyway

sunderland

Ah wuz theya when we lost 2 nowt. Hang on, no I wasn't.

Booking Lee Cattermole is shown a yellow card Quelle surprise. Captain Wedgy gets a yellow.

He was being Krul to be kind za za za

Hey, let's not promote a blame culture on here people, let's form a circle of trust to send a positive vibe to Tim, Mike and the lads to boost their confidence, yeah? Kum by ya, m'lord, kum by ya Everybody Kum by ya m'lord, kum by ya

KSA brings a whole new angle to tourism. "Great toilets I have visited abroad, and where I have done my best work"

Why not? They'll be able to power the crematers for a full year on the fumes that'll linger..... RIP - part of 80s sporting folklore. I'm thinking Fukishima when they turn the burners on. Anyway RIP

RIP indeed. I hope they're not cremating him, that's all I'm saying.

Its actually the meat that has been jet washed off the carcasses of sheep etc After it's been dragged out of the bins by wild dogs.......

Pardew to the 1st XI : "Step forward everyone who's coming back next season. Not you Tiote,"