Kitman

Haw haw, Fat Sam must be shitting himself ! Let's see if his pro stats machine can tell zeppelin head how to play decent football.....

From the outside it looks more like they're running a Soviet state dept than a supporters' club. They'll be holding their little meetings debating composite motions and points of order with a single figure membership in a year or two's time. Shame.

Prize should be yours by right- I would be furious if I was you

The team could use a pointer or two. I'll get me coat

If I was the club kitman, I'd be worried. Sounds like they're trying out for a cost effective replacement to me......

It's not worth the risk imo. Tell your "mates" to make their own arrangements.

If we must have royalty they should at least have some hair. We should force them to wear Gary Glitter wigs, by Act of Parliament. The people have spoken!

Aye, I used to fo a bit of fishing as well. My tea had legs though Beetle fricasee?

Dunno what this means but it makes you sound like a pervert tbh

Belated happy birthday from me too

Is Saylor available to fill the RB slot? .com suggests he is whereas physioroom.com says he's out till xmas.

Best of luck to them but I don't care about William and his ride tbh. I'm hoping NZ will become a republic in the next 10 years. Australia will be first and hopefully NZ will follow.

It'd be typical of us if he gets badly injured playing for England. If he was playing for Man Utd, Ferguson would have forbidden him to play a la Ryan Giggs.

Don't we have any youngsters coming through? Raylor's looked gash whenever I've seen him play (on the telly). Decent free kick and that's it....

Very true. It also amazes me that clubs will generally pay top managers less than top players. Good managers are hardly ten a penny, and are usually the difference between success and failure.

meh, tbh

Poor performance. We gifted then their goals too.

Bburn will time waste the rest of the match away now

Unbelievably shit

Shat myself there, diving bburn twat

GEEDDDDIINNN Carroll

Back into his trackies. we need some voodoo

Wonder if Hughton'll change anything. Bburn are going to be the same second half