Kitman

Geddin! Can't wait to see him get up and Hatem....

One what? You little racist.

In Shola's head, he's always been good enough for Newcastle United and England.

Donkey really needs to move on and Lovenkrands is a puff and shouldn't expect to be more than a squad player. Can u not see Lovenkrands heading to Bolton or someone tho and nabbing 3-4 goals in the season? Yes, yes I can

Cringeworthy as fuck that like At least most of us can't do a somersault. But a forward roll? Jay-sus!

Wile E Tiote?

There's no need to be rude, his shop's OK

We could buy him on condition he never does that fucking appalling goal celebration when he scores.

I think we could win it this year lads [/deluded]

Be a decent addition but he's probably not the least bit interested in playing for us. At 30 years old and with Spurs looking for a decent transfer fee, he doesn't fit our target market of young players with development potential or players on a free transfer. Most importantly of all he has the worst goal celebration in the history of football. It's so shit it's embarrassing.

Craig Bellamy out on the tiles again?

Yes they're mad. Fookin' mad fer it! Come on! [/Heed the ball]

Earth calling Parky Earth calling Parky Are you receiving Parky? Over If half of those isn't right I'll take a week ban on here. Half right? I was expecting a better hit rate from you Mr P

I dunno, I'm inclined to believe he either wants away or wants a massive raise, so he's put himself in a win/win situation by making a silly take it or leave it demand. If we could sell him now for decent money and reinvest that in the team, it's not so bad.

Kamil won't be coming. Apparently he's got the hump.

I think it was something to do with wanking

Dean Windass is available

A nothing story really.

It doesn't count if you have to say it yourself. Except the moron bit

Never saw the footy show but we get a dire sketch show with Corden and some other bloke in NZ. From the 15 minutes I watched it was terrible, like two sidekicks and no funny man. I suspect we get shows like this on the cheap here because they've gone down with all hands on deck in the UK. The article in the OP is fantastic.

Probably by his Stottybred's agent

Unless you leave things till the last minute then can't agree the detail. Could well just be shit stirring by the Mail but I can believe it.

Earth calling Parky Earth calling Parky Are you receiving Parky? Over

There ain't arfa ben some terrible puns on here.

wherever I lay my hatem, that's my home....