Kitman

MAGEDIA CONSPIRACY FTM

Well we haven’t learnt WHY he was bitten three times, have we? Probably dangling a bit of steak in front of the poor dog’s chops. ”Bet you haven’t seen one of these before have you, you mackem bastard?! Wheeze steyuk is this, haha! Eh you mackem mutt?! Arggh the fucking dog’s bit me, it’s radge!”

I wonder if anyone was there to witness the “three bitings”? I put it to you there were no bitings, just a man and his determination to own a staffy....

Thats the Edward VII version rather than the Ewerk poundstretcher model

The royal family has always been a bunch of shaggers. Edward VII had a purpose built shagging chair kept in a Parisian bordello (ffs). And they’ve been shagging the country since 1660 (baddum tish).

He doesnt even have accounts? Then wtf is he complaining about

Or he could just close down his social media accounts

They may as well collect money to buy a share in the statue of liberty. Your scintilla of say isn’t on offer and never will be unless the premier league goes bust and we go back to the old ways of running a club. Owners don’t need fan representation, if anyone should know this it’s us. Not a realistic possibility imo

I dont know why but the first photo reminds me of Liam Gallagher

imo it’s a pointless, silly, futile exercise - unless the main purpose is to raise charitable donations. If people want to give their time and money to it that’s up to them but it isn’t some kind of achievement.

With money left over to start a supporters’ pub

thats about right. Maybe the real thing is slightly more disturbing.

One end has a human tongue. Both ends make the same sort of noises however

one end seems keener on treats than the other....when the missus said this was her dream dog I did point out that dogs are supposed to look like their owner. This observation was not well received...

No doubt you have great skillz

It could be worse. Try having a pug....an expensive clown dog that sheds everywhere and snores like an old man

I’m pretty sure that’s how he sees himself

#tookthebastardgoodandproper

Bruce relegating us and getting a big pay-off to go is his revenge for rejecting him as a youngster. #conspiracytheory #surelyheisntasshitasthis

I dunno, I think he’s one of those arrogant people that’s genuinely convinced of their own greatness, despite all evidence to the contrary. I can’t see him taking enough responsibility to have a breakdown, nothing is ever his fault. His signature phrase is “I’m not making excuses but...”

Nobody cares about your question. Feel free to go elsewhere rather than whining about it.

#worstzztoptributeactever

I’m not convinced that even the beard is real

Bye then