Kitman

Coco’s pops picking up coco’s poops

Lol

Not so much ham fisted as the whole pig....

First it’s cabbages and now it’s swedes. Will someone rid me of these meddlesome root vegetables?

I think backing Bruce and continually playing Joelinton show that the club’s exec team would rather double down on terrible decisions instead of taking responsibility and doing something about it. Charnley seems like a rabbit in the headlights, I doubt he can choose which socks to put on in the morning. Incidentally I have no doubt that Bruce has been told to play Joelinton if he’s fit, probably in the hope he will come good and justify his ridiculous price tag. Which provides Bruce with an excuse for failure.

22% possession after 16 minutes according to BBC

He’s only bothered about keeping us in 17th place. Which let’s face it is his brief from Ashley and what we should be pleased with according to his mates in the media.

Of course his critics are “rabid” rather than justified

* gets coat and shuffles to the door *

Personally I don’t watch the match anymore, there’s literally no point to the club and zero enjoyment to be had with Ashley as the owner.

Apparently her nurburgring was pretty appealing I’ll get me coat

FYP. You’re welcome

“Tastes like urin” 😂😂😂

eathy peathy

I can’t read Krafth without mentally lisping the name. As in arth and krafth. Ahem. Now back to the football, Jeff.

This what happens when you run a football club likes its a cut price sports shop in maidenhead. Everything in his world is a short term deal which is either to make money or penny pinch - sometimes with disastrous results. When he bought us, many foresighted people predicted he would run NUFC in the same way as other businesses he’d acquired, like Lonsdale and Slazenger - asset strip like crazy, destroy everything that was good about the product, and sell cheap tat masquerading as quality. They were right, and over the years more and more people have realised this and chosen not to give money to a horrible wanker who’s taken supporters for mugs.... and reduced NUFC to a zombie club with the existential purpose of coming 17th in the PL. We’re lucky he can’t sell the ground because I’m sure he'd have done that by now if he could. I expect the club loses a lot of money on bad decisions that never see the light of day. The surprise shouldn’t be that the club is run badly by underpaid buffoons.....it should be that we haven’t sunk like a stone and kept on sinking with this owner.

Taint that a shame, as Fats Domino once sang

the time has come, the Walrus said....

It always strikes me how dog shit managers like Bruce always act as if injuries are some kind of act of God. Firstly they are fairly predictable and all clubs get injuries; secondly a decent club plans for injuries and invests in the squad and medical facilities to cushion the impact. Thirdly neanderthal managers like Bruce overplay the few decent players they have or rush them back from injury with predictable results. There will always be an element of luck with injuries but well run clubs arent crippled by them. The difference between Benitez and Bruce’s injury record is probably massive (cba to check). Bruce’s only real bad luck with injuries this season, apart from COVID casualties that everyone has had to contend with, is that Shelvey and Joelinton have usually been fit to play.

Especially when Bruce’s record shows that the longer he is at a club, the worse it gets in every way.

I dont even watch NUFC anymore

Good point. Every decision Ashley has ever made for NUFC has been short term and short sighted. This was probably a stop gap measure that ticked a box at the time, and has now become a massive fuck up. Kind of sums up his ownership really

That just proves that joelinton has more potential and therefore upside #fatmikelogic

$6.5 million. Lol I cant believe it, even for them this is staggering incompetence! It’s like paying a massive premium for a car that you know has been written off in a motorway pile up. Fucking hell what a joke

Shame! Hopefully when Betty goes you’ll have another go and get it right this time...