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Ironically sugar was probably the only natural ingredient in his red bull knock off
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He looks random. Like a weirdo who’s popped up from nowhere and photobombed the other three.
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diggy diggy diggy! I thought the general term for absolute shite was Sheeran...who is missing “us” or “al” off the end of his surname imo
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Im assuming the dullest is Coldplay?
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Exactly. Bruce comes out with his “I’ve been doing this a long time” schtick and they lap it up like that counts for something. Yes Steve, you’ve been doing it a long time and you’ve achieved fuck all, your teams play clueless football, and you’re widely hated by the fans at your former clubs. Somebody should tell pundits like Jenas that keeping a team in the PL is not an achievement, it’s the absolute bare minimum. It’s like a bus driver saying “Aren’t I good, I’ve been doing this a long time, I haven’t crashed the bus and killed all the passengers once”.
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How quaint. How old fashioned. A club that isn’t run by muppets, owned by a horrible fat arsehole and isn’t happy to lose to the BIg Six in every competition as long as it squeaks to 17th place in the league every year. Masters must be livid.
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Or succinctly, an oxymoron
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Several times as it happens
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Kitman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
All the pictures need are a can of rich energy badly photoshopped in -
Or anyone tbh
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All of his tweets are pulled out of his hoop
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Harsh but fair
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Sure sure
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“They” 10 points behind second place in the third division, scrapping it out with Lincoln City to keep your promotion hopes alive. You must be very proud.
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Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame
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Brendan Rogers' sly Foxes v Cabbagehead's normal service resumed
Kitman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Brendan Rogers' sly Foxes v Cabbagehead's normal service resumed
Kitman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.
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I love this bit - as if the sorrows weren’t already completely fucked (amazing that he made it to 56 years of age) Werbeniuk drank 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match
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Hats off to the mackems - this season they’ve really cemented their place as both a League One side and the third best team in the North East. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing what they can achieve next season with their 18 year old chairman