Kitman

I have high hopes for their new 11 year old owner and his trust fund

At least if Bruce gets the sack in the next few games, we won’t get Allardyce as his replacement. Although that would be funny in a grim kind of way.

I’m sure you’re right. However when you’re disinterested in the club, maybe don’t leave it to a unqualified cretin to run and an incompetent drunk to manage. It’s not going to end well regardless of how compliant they are.

It’s baffling that Ashley will spunk millions on a useless piece of shit like joelinton - a huge transfer fees and wages - and not a decent manager. The incremental cost in wages must be comparatively minor to signing a mediocre player but the return - even just guaranteeing PL status - would be tremendous. Just someone like Eddie Howe who seems competent and sober, unlike our present manager. Also the refusal to invest in the academy - the epitome of short sighted stupidity and a false economy when he’s owned the club for something like 15 years. tldr - our owner is a stupid fat wanker

Fulham have momentum, we are circling the bowl. I’m expecting the 7 points to disappear quicker than you can say “now that’s magic” in a high pitched yorkshire accent

Trying to second guess Ashley is pointless. I used to think he was smart but all the evidence suggests he’s pigshit thick and disinterested to boot

Breathtaking cuntistry. Edwards is truly the arseholes’ arsehole

Very true. With any other owner he’d be counting his severance pay and getting pissed. Instead of impersonating a football manager and getting pissed.

I’m surprised it took this long for the wheels to come off tbh. Given his only requirement is to keep us in 17th place, he’ll be safe from the sack unless we sink into the bottom 3. Unless he asks Ashley to spend any money on transfers

There’s nothing in Bruce’s record to suggest he’s ever been a decent manager over a sustained period, and he’s got worse as his career’s progressed. I see him as the David Brent of football management - having a bit of craic with the lads, trying to impress them with tales of his Man Utd days, while they doss about and take the piss out of him behind his back. I doubt he does much more than watching training and picking the team tbh. The quality of the squad is no excuse for the slack/amateurish football, disorganisation, tactical ineptitude and demotivated/demoralised players. Like others have said, he’s stealing a living and I don’t see that changing, and he should rightly be slaughtered for the job he’s doing. However most of us predicted this when he was appointed because it was totally fucking obvious that he was a washed up incompetent old fraud. His mates in the media can gaslight the viewers all they like but he’s a garbage manager appointed by a garbage owner.

As per usual checked the result on BBC Sport. Didn’t bother with the match. Zero fucks given.

Unfortunately based on past experience, Ashley is unlikely to sack Bruce no matter how bad it gets

Who doesn’t like to go down easy?

All the best for 2021 everybody (NZ first cab off the rank). Hope you have a fantastic year full of good health and happiness!

The latter seems more likely

He’s a gin soaked fat old fraud. Incompetent manager, dreadful football, and at best you’ll get no more than survival. But we said that from day 1.

As if we could attract the likes of Pulis 😉

Careful what you wish for is what thickos say when they’re trying to sound intelligent and relevant. Its a bit like saying “its all about opinions innit” when youve said something stupid

Happy Christmas everybody, hope you’re having a good one!

We can’t complain because we have unreasonable expectations. Like being able to pass the ball, play like a team and give a fuck.

Can’t say I’m surprised or even disappointed. We’re shit and we know we are. At least in NZ I’m spared Bruce’s horrible post match interview - red faced, glassy eyed, high pitched whiney cunt voice and a bunch of shit excuses.

But it sure as hell will get into it

Very sorry to read about this terrible tragedy. Heartfelt condolences to you and your family.

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