Kitman

Cheerio. We'll be worrying about you.

All the best

All the best

Congratulations! Presumably the induction will consist of giving you a uniform and a spatula.....

And. so. fucking. what. If they can hire out facilities and the activity is legal then I don't see a problem - same old twisted Tory sexual morality. Tory council anyway, surely. Does this mean you're fucked with the Tories and the NHS?

Shoot Edward and Andrew circus-style out of a canon you mean? Now there's an image. Which canon did you have in mind, the Archbishop of Canterbury?

In comparison to Trident, I'd say they're excellent value for money. I mean we've not even used Trident once in all the years we've had it. We could at least have fired one at Buenos Aires if we serious about getting some use out of them.

Get them tae fuck [/Celtic fans] and I agree. Waste of time, we could get rid of them and still maintain our heritage. Monarchy's aren't condusive to the modern world. In the days of Queen Victoria she would just override parliament, the Queen's real power today is no more than Keith Chegwin's. Fuck them off. Sell Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle to some rich Asians, clear the countries debt, Bobs your uncle. Make Prince Phillip live in Brixton. Did she really? No

I think it's virtually impossible to dismiss teachers. The bads one just move from school to school every couple of years or so, like roaming wildebeest. My daughter's old primary school in the UK had an appalling teacher, after 2 years of disciplinaries and written warnings she agreed to "resign" if they gave her a reference.....turns out she'd done exactly the same thing at her previous school. She was always on the sick with "stress", so the kids continually got supply teachers, wasn't any bloody use when she was in.....admitted she wasn't up to it but she knew how to play the system better than the school and the council. She strung it out for month after month, expertly supported by her union, until the school agreed to anything to get rid of her. She got her reference and moved to a school 15 miles down the road, where no doubt she is busy doing nothing.

Happy Birthday old bean!

I think 62 pence is excellent value for you proles

Kitman Kitman Kitman

Nice to see a band names after the NZ cricket team

You moving to Auckland then Kitman? I live there already

Is that right, John Ramsay of Sunderland?? Tell you what, you need to have a fucking word about your musical tastes... Kajagoogoo and Glenn Medeiros - WTF??? Priceless!

You'll know by the sound of knuckles dragging along the floor..... That could be Kevin signing in though.

You'll know by the sound of knuckles dragging along the floor.....

It wouldn't the first thing I'd have told her to stick up her arse. I'm proper delighted that my sister is having a little boy though. Means I can inflict the same torture on him that I've endured for years. He too can spend a fortune falling in love with a club that accepts the cash and boots him in the knackers. Just worried that the little fella's Fat Aunty is going to be a bit of a feeder... Congrats. I believe the correct stance for an Uncle is to set a bad example, spoil them rotten and teach them bad habits. That way they will hate their parents and love you. I suppose following the toon could be exciting or disappointing for the little lad depending on who buys the club off Ashley (I refuse to accept the fat cunt will be around for the long term). But most likely disappointing. When I glanced at your post I thought that said soil them rotten.

What the UK needs is more tax inspectors to raise enough to pay for the whole damn party

Cor that sounds good. I look forward to seeing that in NZ in 20 years' time.

It wouldn't the first thing I'd have told her to stick up her arse. I'm proper delighted that my sister is having a little boy though. Means I can inflict the same torture on him that I've endured for years. He too can spend a fortune falling in love with a club that accepts the cash and boots him in the knackers. Just worried that the little fella's Fat Aunty is going to be a bit of a feeder... Congrats. I believe the correct stance for an Uncle is to set a bad example, spoil them rotten and teach them bad habits. That way they will hate their parents and love you. I suppose following the toon could be exciting or disappointing for the little lad depending on who buys the club off Ashley (I refuse to accept the fat cunt will be around for the long term). But most likely disappointing.

IBS is often linked with stress, junk food and late nights. Hopefully she's turning things round through gym work but getting off the crisps, cake and fizzy pop would do her the world of good. I've noticed on TV health shows they usually recommend colonic irrigation for cleansing the bowel of unhealthy waste; you could offer to stick the garden hose up her arse, which will save money and embarrassment. It's the least you can do as her brother and I'm sure she'll appreciate the offer.

No. The clubs run by retards, but you knew that already