Kitman

Everyone's for sale anyway....

Taylor and Beye model the new away kit....

It's still all about superstar Michael Owen. The sooner he pisses off and distracts some other club with his self absorbed bullshit, the better. He's an ex-player from 1 July and we've more important things to worry about.

Tuppenny whore: "Oooh go on lover boy, show me the pen is mightier than the sword" PB: "Never mind that you dirty bitch, get yer minge round me courgette! "

Not sure about Liverpool. They might well have to weaken their squad this summer.

I thought that was a decent read actually. Fucking depressing at the same time, it hammers home the need for a well heeled and patient new owner. I assume the transfer/loyalty liabilities highlighted will be taken into account in the price.

How about someone a bit closer to home who has connections in the oil industry but more likely to be considered a buffoon than a tycoon? Someone....offshore perhaps?

It's from the Northern Echo and nothing else but a paraphrase of recent newspaper articles. Aha. Lazy "journalism" strikes again...

Maybe it's 60% because they don't want to lose Ashley's expertise

Where's that from CT? Not one quote I notice, it could be largely made up sadly.

It's not as if there's much of a story there anyway

Ashley on the phone: "Yes Chris. I'll be there 9 am sharp tomorrow. Don't worry I'll have the cheque ready for you. 100%. Looking forward to seeing you then. OK. I'll be there. With the cheque. Yeah no worries. Bye." * Books immediate flight to Dubai *

Sad thing for me was I actually started to think "hang on 60% doesn't make sense" then realised the key word.

Goes to show how important it is to appoint a CEO/MD/Chairman used to running large complex organisations and with talent, intelligence and a flair for communication. I'd add a football man too, although Mort wasn't one of those. When we get taken over, casino creeping fuckwitted arrogant tossers need not apply.

I lost interest when I saw it was a premiership club

With a decent change of owners, some limited investment and a decent manager there's no reason why we can't bounce back straightaway. Ashley out is a must have of course.

Yes, with only vast bottomless pits of money to cheer him up poor darling Contrary to popular myth most professional footballers want to do well on the pitch. Owen is no exception. He's paid a huge amount of money to be professional. I don't give a shit about his feelings. I wasn't questioning whether he wants to do well on the pitch by the way. Michael Owen always wants to do well for Michael Owen, that goes without saying It bores me people keep carping on about how much players are paid. They're paid a lot - forget about it. Why don't you piss off instead Ultimately the club must take the brunt of the responsibility for the failure of Owen at Newcastle, that includes signing the muppet. Agreed. Not that that makes you right

Yes, with only vast bottomless pits of money to cheer him up poor darling Contrary to popular myth most professional footballers want to do well on the pitch. Owen is no exception. He's paid a huge amount of money to be professional. I don't give a shit about his feelings. I wasn't questioning whether he wants to do well on the pitch by the way. Michael Owen always wants to do well for Michael Owen, that goes without saying It bores me people keep carping on about how much players are paid. They're paid a lot - forget about it. Why don't you piss off instead

A Soviet doctor's waiting room at that

Yes, with only vast bottomless pits of money to cheer him up poor darling Contrary to popular myth most professional footballers want to do well on the pitch. Owen is no exception. He's paid a huge amount of money to be professional. I don't give a shit about his feelings. I wasn't questioning whether he wants to do well on the pitch by the way. Michael Owen always wants to do well for Michael Owen, that goes without saying

Yes, with only vast bottomless pits of money to cheer him up poor darling

In this case NSFW stands for 'Not Suitable for Wanking' presumably...

Well done. That's the easy part over with now!

'The Arsehole'