Kitman

Known as the secretaries wine. There's a lush NZ Pinot Gris I sometimes get. Matakana Estate. Matakana Estate Pinot Gris Matakana Auckland "Description: This graceful wine has a light lemon hue. The bouquet offers delicate, sensuous aromas of sun-ripened pears, soft peach, subtle quince and a whisper of cloves. Rich and luscious flavours of ripe melon, succulent apple and lychee are wrapped seductively in a soft creamy texture. The full, stylish palate surrenders to a long smooth finish." Mmmmm... Good choice. But tbh there are so many good white wines here, from the Marlborough region (South Island) especially. I prefer red wine mind, and judging from the colour of my piss, I've tried too much of that already.

I hope we get something. Going to be tough against a team that's organised and knows their business.

Bravo!

He saw that the other teams were catching us up in the injury league table, and therefore selflessly signed himself off for 8 weeks to ensure we stayed ahead the pack. That is the quality of the man.

I avoid anything with Ross Kemp in tbh. He always looks like he has a stocking pulled over his head.

Slumdog Millionaire. Very good. Can't recommend the Mike Ashley spinoff, Scumbag Billionaire however. Not worth the entrance money.

Story?

For non-existent dentist bills?

That's a million we could have spent on Dean Windass. Disgusting.

It's the way I roll baby. Does that mean you were serving the sausage rolls?

Just as long as THEY'RE ok though eh? * sob * Will no-one think of the children?!

Shame that a great love affair ends in a quickie divorce and a cash settlement, with no explanation to the children as to who was fucking around.

An upgrade on Nicky Butt then

One of the many wonderful things about living in New Zealand is that I'd be spared the nauseating "coming home" interviews with Bruce, as he talks about there only being one club in the world he'd have left Wigan for * * with his fingers and toes crossed, obviously

On "champagne" for the laydeez?

We have the engine room of a 957cc Ford Fiesta. OK, maybe not as powerful as that.

The one on the right looks lik e a scary mo-fo

Yes, she's had her Rocky Horror theme wedding and then trousered all his cash. So long, sucker

Oh yes it FKN does. Avoiding relegation is equivalent to winning the champions league this season. Do you want to spen next August looking forward to such horrors as; Swansea City Bristol City Queens Park Rangers Burnley Ipswich Town Sheffield Wednesday Crystal Palace Coventry City Blackpool Derby County Plymouth Argyle Nottingham Forest Doncaster Rovers Norwich City Barnsley You've missed my point. Never mind, I agree with you re the above. Yay, relegation scrap!

Doctors are concerned about increased cases of Llambias amongst teenagers, caused by unprotected anal sex.

I wonder if the argument was over how fucking tacky the wedding was?

Our season's beyond saving tbh. Avoiding relegation doesn't count as having any sort of season really.

The Silence of the Llambias?

You do have to wonder who some of these people are, and how they can tolerate what's happening. They seem more interested in the club's balance sheet than the first team or the direction of the club. I hope some of them aren't genuine.

O'Leary has to be a real worry