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Overrated imo. And didn't Birmingham get relegated on his watch? He'd fit right in then! I can't stand Bruce, he's in the same category as O'Leary - every time I saw them on the telly, talking shite and smiling smugly out how wonderful they thought they are, I wanted to vomit. For all his 'boyhood dreams' crapola he'd be off like a shot if a bigger club came in for him, that's what he does.

Nah, it's fabulous here really. It's like every large city, there are some rough bits and people on a downward spiral. There's no comparison to UK cities in terms of crime though, somewhere like Bristol is more violent, although obviously I've just made that up.

These transfers were presumably to cover Beye and Barton, so yes. So you think Mike would have went into tonight not even breaking even at least? Because im not so sure. I'm trying to be charitable. Why he didn't reinvest all of the Given/N'Zogbia funds is beyond me, especially on another CM is beyond me. In fact a pacey CM who can play RM if needed. Let's hope we don't pay for his folly at the end of the season.

If this is true, why offer Kinnear a 3 and a half year contract not so long ago? Unless Kinnear was lying of course *reels back in shock at the thought *

It could be like a whole new signing indeed Imagine the sheer shock in the football world if Alan Smith banged in 15 goals by the end of the season and kept us up ... a boy can dream. Sadly I would need soft drugs to make the leap of imagination You got any handy like? If you're in Auckland anytime soon..... Challenging to get anything too hard down there tbf oo-er missus! If you want methamphetamine, this is the place for you Kids stuff, man.. Or mongs' stuff, but surprisingly popular. Which explains the high number of inept raids on newsagents by wacked out crazies here.

These transfers were presumably to cover Beye and Barton, so yes.

It could be like a whole new signing indeed Imagine the sheer shock in the football world if Alan Smith banged in 15 goals by the end of the season and kept us up ... a boy can dream. Sadly I would need soft drugs to make the leap of imagination You got any handy like? If you're in Auckland anytime soon..... Challenging to get anything too hard down there tbf oo-er missus! If you want methamphetamine, this is the place for you

Apparently Wise gets 1.2m a year for his expertise. If he's in charge of first team transfers we should get a large chunk of that back imo

It could be like a whole new signing indeed Imagine the sheer shock in the football world if Alan Smith banged in 15 goals by the end of the season and kept us up ... a boy can dream. Sadly I would need soft drugs to make the leap of imagination You got any handy like? If you're in Auckland anytime soon.....

Same place as Ashely and his 20 mill transfer fund. Nowhere-to-be-fckn-seen

Is that Woodgate having a go between the sticks?

It could be like a whole new signing indeed Imagine the sheer shock in the football world if Alan Smith banged in 15 goals by the end of the season and kept us up ... a boy can dream. Sadly I would need soft drugs to make the leap of imagination

Still, the numpties who spend all their time jizzing over the state of the balance sheet will be happy. See, thats teenagers though, spend all day jizzing over their sheets Of course Fat Mike has other people to launder his sheets after he's wiped his arse on them. I've gone too far, I'll get me coat.

It could be like a whole new signing indeed

Still, the numpties who spend all their time jizzing over the state of the balance sheet will be happy.

My expectation is that JFK will say "It's like having a new signing" to make up for the fact that there haven't been any to speak of.

Melodramatic shizzle. I think we're undoubtedly in a mess and people are disillusioned but there's no prospect of us 'doing a Leeds' imo. I'm hoping a flurry of late signings and we can turn the corner starting on Sunday. I don't know why but I'm starting to feel optimistic again. No doubt that'll get knocked out of me soon enough, it's the Newcastle way

I think there'll be one less next season

Who? Ayatollah Kameni?

http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/real-fo...tml#post6647226 Serendipity

That Nolan negotiation in full Gartside: "Hi Joe, this is the Bolton chairman. We're looking to offload Kevin Nolan on a free, you interested?" JFK: "Yeah, deffo, I like 'im. Mind you, I won't be held to ransom. I can't go to more than 4mill. Maybe 4 and a half at a push." Gartside: "Errrr right. That's just what I had in mind. We can deal at that price. When can you sign him?" JFK: "I'll need to speak to Mike and Dennis. But we're definitely interested. No more than 5 mill tops. Not that I'll be held to fuckin' ransom, did I mention that?"

too heavy and old???...... fuck off! you dont have a clue do you! The Duke's 33 years old and has an appalling injury record. Leaving aside the fact he's been consistently accused of being overweight and lacking motivation, by both ours and Boro's fans, do you think he's worthy of a new contract on the basis of his age & fitness record alone? Personally I don't.

He's a stupid cnut [Charles Dyslexia]

Off the radar, into a strange hinterland which prescription drugs are necessary to keep things under control

That would entail the poison dwarf scuttling out from under the stone he's been hiding under for the past few months. Which he plainly has no intention of doing.