Kitman

Who'd have thought drinking 30 pints of lager and binging on takeaways would give you health problems?

Tragic but the stuff of the Darwin Awards

Item 1 discovered in area under investigation (site of former veg boxes) - Roman era coin with imperial motif and crimped flange (note to self or could this be a bottle top? ) Item 2 - Saxon era decorative funereal moulding from chieftain's tomb (or might be old lego pieces cant tell) Item 3 - mummified remains of Boudicea era tribute to the Celtic Gods (or could be the remains of that budgie, must ask the wife where she buried him)

Presumably CTs in Poland looking for the Nazi treasure train at the minute with his homies. If not, why not? That would result a total loss of respect from me for the Boldon based fossicker. Oh yes.

good statement tbf

yeah I agree. We've every right to he cynical but it sounds positive

Apparently Ashley Cole turned down the offer of a loan from us. Can't say I'm too fussed about that.

the only reason they've survived in the last 2 seasons is our gift of 6 points under Pardew.

quality

The mag at work will ring in sick

no doubt he'll say there was only ever one club he wanted to sign for...

I'm sure it's something the coaches will talk to him about.They won't want him to get sent off either. I expect he's just settling in, I'd give him a few more games before you write him off

Piss poor ref + cheating arsenal player + hotheaded challenge = red card. There were a number of factors at play here CT. I think he'd have been given the benefit if the doubt if he'd been an Arsenal player. Wenger is a grade A whiney shit, always has something to say about the oppo but doesn't see what his own cheating arsehole players get up to.

Yes its unbelievably small time

Piss easy start compared.to us and theyre bottom

Probably has a mullet and a moustache and wanted a club where he would fit right in

Fucking hell. That is weapons grade stupidity

I can't fault this prediction

He should be thankful it wasn't Gary Charles kipping in his car after a skinful

Agreed my Aussie chum. If Taylor plays consecutive games he will shatter into a million pieces

Good read HF

I only ever used to drive past the place on the M1. There were those horrible big power station chimneys which they've knocked down now. I always used to think to myself "am I fuck stopping here", maybe its nicer than it looks from the motorway