Kitman

vol au vent

Probably explains why I haven't heard any

Dyer's sister was a convicted drug dealer. Of course that doesn't mean anything in terms of his own lifestyle when he was a player.

Guitar amp. For the guitar I've carted with me for nearly 30 years without playing.

Good man. I recommend being so shitfaced you're looking in the wrong direction

The toon are fucking useless. I suspect Mclaren won't be abke to turn us around or ever make us a force to be reckoned with. Avoiding relegation is currently looking beyond him. Im glad I ceased to give a fuck some years ago. I fully expect us to get walloped, just because that would be fucking typical.

Thats a good looking bush Steady now MF

Romanes eunt domus?

Don't waste your time mate. The club in its current incarnation really isn't worth worrying about.

We will be shite again. Expect to see a grinning Pardew at 5pm. "Credit to the lads, I fawt we was excellent tudai"

I think hes out of contract at the end of the season. Good.

I dont really have any faith in McLaren to turn it around. I fear only some new players in Jan and a new manager will give us the shot in the arm required to climb away from danger. The players look gutless, clueless and giveafuckless.

Lou Vincent, when asked the same question replied, "I've got the names and they're fucking big. Meet me round in the pub on the corner in 30 minutes with 10 thousand in used 20s and we'll talk"

Happy belated birthday

Fuck I can remember that goal as clear as day but can't recall which game. That and the handbags with Bowyer vs Villa stick in the mind. There were also rumours about his ahem party lifestyle and a mysterious chronic disease being responsible for his lengthy absences, dunno if there was any truth in them. He was still a prick anyway iyam.

Its now being investigated for possible match fixing apparently

I've always thought Dyer was a massive prick. His injuries meant his achievements never matched his inflated opinion of himself. I think I finally lost faith in him after the uefa quarter final in Lisbon or wherever when he got his umpteenth hammy and the game completely changed after he hobbled off. Kind of sums up his career for me in hindsight.

Sheen comes across as a self obsessed arsehole. I don't feel sorry for him at all, in fact I hope the women whose health he deliberately endangered sue him for everything he's got. Apparently he never told them he was HIV+.

He's a legend here, there's a real sense of shock he's gone, even though he's been in very poor health for years. RIP.

Agreed. Who knows which nufc will turn up?

I think we'll draw 1-1 or 2-2

Well said. It's utterly barbaric and the people who carried it out are monsters, whatever cause they're supposed to represent.

RIP