Kitman

Knows the drill?

I wonder if he refers to himself as Farbracey?

Thats very cool Stevie, well done to your lady.

Cant say I'm keen altho Waka Waka was a decent World Cup tune I suppose

Yes but it's all bits and pieces isn't it? Janmaat was Debuchys replacement and we sold Santon and gave his place to Haidara. Mbemba is Yangas replacement turned up a season late. If we had Santon and Janmaat plus Mbemba plus another decent CB then we might have a decent unit. As it is we still have 3 CBs who played in the championship plus Haidara/Dummett on the left. Yet we wont spend the money (say another 15m?) to really improve the defence.

When I eat at the Fat Duck, I insist Heston does my baked beans in the microwave

Hardly an authoritative news source is it? Did you know that life hacks rhymes with ball sacks? Yes apparently all the great poets use this combo in their couplets. If you google it you'll see I'm on solid ground here.

Is it that we can't find someone or that we won't pay decent wedge to get someone good? The defence has been a blind spot since we got promoted imo

I only ever use it to heat milk or cereal for the kids. Now I learn the great chefs of Paris use it for mushrooms! I've wasted so much time...

FUCKING COWARD!!!!! Eh ?Eh? Eh ?

Good result. Better than I expected tbh.

Maybe theyll have self cleaning cabs that hose out the mess after the fare. Or even better during the fare, the dirty bastards. This is the future after all where they can do anything with robots and shit.

Wonderful. Cameron should institute Perfect Turd Day henceforward in your honour to mark this momentous occasion.

yes, yes it would

In my experience many people cover up their lack of talent or smarts by simply outworking their colleagues. These people must have no time left for real life. Fuck that!

millwall great move!

The Aussies top scorer was Extras

Whereas if your name's Leon you're a protected species in Westminster regardless of what you do....

The Sydney Morning Herald is a good read this morning. There's a piece or two on cricket. * whistles *

No they don't

Wow. White flag territory from the Aussies there!

Yeah but a good press officer could just brush it off?

It's so unnecessary. Let them ask the question and say no comment, next question. Or deal with it offline. Or don't take the question.