Kitman

As in a taxi brought me all the way from Boldon but I ran off without paying the fare, so I bought this bottle of vodka with the money I saved. I knew a guy who would say "brought" in both cases.

Some people seriously think specific is pronounced pacific. I don't know how you confuse the two. Same with bought and brought.

ditto

This a job for Sonic the Eggnog

You got me there

The Harder They Come

btw CT if you put out food for the birds in winter, your resident squirrel will steal it all. So you will have the pleasure of watching one fat squirrel in your garden and a few sad looking emaciated birds.

I have to agree with TGQ, they are a bit like rats with nicer tails....

French? Check Talented? Check Unfulfilled potential? Check Pouty & entitled? Check Liable to go on strike? Check The big unanswered question is his propensity for weight gain when he disappears to France for long periods. After he's asked to play at left back by Schteve.

There wont be any advocaat left for christmas at this rate either

Hopefully hes off for a medical somewhere

He sounds like a massive gamble. Out of the same box as HBA.

I find it hard to understand anyone making a fuss over a squirrel. Are they rare in the north east?

Yes. Its unfortunate that we have such a tough run of fixtures to start with in that respect.

iirc McLaren said it would take 3 transfer windows to build a decent team. I'm fairly sure that's because some of the useless dead wood wont go until their contracts are up.

This is just Twitter gossip isn't it?

I agree

Thauvin seems unlikely to me esp at 12 mill. I agree with SEW that we will surely need to shift some dead wood before we buy again. I suspect the problem is either nobody wants them or they don't want to leave.

If we signed all the new players I'd like, I'm pretty sure McLaren wouldn't play the players you mentioned.

Henry 1-8 shirley?

Dear CT Thank you for taking the trouble to report the discovery of my cock ring. Its loss has marred the memory of a pleasant summers evening in Barnard Castle with a nice young man called Trevor. Now it's all good again! In response to your question I can confirm the ring is not in fact from a medieval portable armoire as you suspected. I bought it off the internet in 2005 from a company in Grimsby. I now look forward to its return.

Colbacks far from our biggest issue imo

Plus he had an amusing name