Kitman

Groin of a pea

Well thats how I remember it from history lessons but I really cant be arsed to look it up. As you can probably tell

Noelie he looks more like the red tellytubby than a footballer in that photo. That suggests to me a man who doesn't give a fuck about training tbh.

Incidentally I dont recall England being successfully invaded after 1066. Unless you include the island of Jersey, but that was because it was full of cheese eating surrender monkeys at the time. Errr probably. Edit: also not including King Bully of Orange who I think was invited by the English to be king. Or something.

From memory there was a pact between William and a norse outfit who invaded from the north at the same time william invaded from the south. Harold saw off the vikings in the north but not the normans. Not surprising given his men wouldve been exhausted. Not sure whether that supports the contention that chez put forward but ive never heard the Normans described as a viking outfit. They were however incredibly hard bastards who conquered swathes of Europe and the middle east. One of the crusaders whose I cant remember was famed for cutting a saracen on horseback in half at the waist. Which is pretty cool. Balancing that up is they bequeathed tbe christian name of Norman to the western world.

That's inebriated for our American viewers...

You'd have to think Tiotes for sale. He might find it difficult to get an interesting offer however

The fans are probably in better shape than him

In your culture its Tony Abbott

I get knocked down, but I get up again!

"What is wrong Hatem?" " It is a disgrace! These shirts are too small and too tight! I cannot breathe!"

I think I know who ate all the tartes

Im with you Gemmill. I thought the comments Stevie posted were pretty fair based on recent history.

You can't escape your whakapapa bro. Sweet as...

Happy muffday you old bastard!

Doesnt de Jong play in that position? Seems strange to prioritise a midfielder when were desperate for an out and out striker and centre backs

If only Lenin had known about about frozen grapes. He'd have genuinely revolutionised people's lives...

I remember years ago watching nigella lawson.....and she said put your leftover wine in an ice tray and freeze it so you can put it in your gravy. My wife looked at me and said "leftover wine? What the fucks that?"

Presumably the minutes are being sanitized....

No. Just no.

tut!

He's back, oh yes!

Depends if he keeps them up. How much of a bargain was Riviere?