Dazzler

Cottage mince? Yes, it’s pedantic but there is no reference to mince in cottage pie. I am ashamed. Be better.

Shit, I've done it now. I was talking about Up btw.

They killed his dog and stole his car.

Gordon isn’t cropped out enough. 3/10.

“He gave me that pew pew freedom finger during the interlude.”

Watch Eddie Howe embrace the dark side after he kills a load of younglings.

5’8? Lanky cunt.

DI Asian Copper walks into the interview room. The institutional racism fills the air and it’s hard to breathe. The accused mutters something about curry because of racism. DI Asian Copper’s body language changes in reaction, her eye twitches, perhaps there is a flash back of when she was racially abused as a child at school. She composes herself and batters the suspect with facts because DI Asian Copper may be many things, but she is NOT a stereotype who is defined by her ethnicity because this is a well written show that would NEVER pull that borderline intelligence insulting, offensive shit on our audiences. Is that close?

Fucking hell someone get Taylor and Bestie on the phone and let them know we’ve found him. They can finally finish their documentary.

Joey Barton also shares the same dark hair and both are failed centre midfielders with the temperament to assault teenagers. That’s a better comparison for me, if only because the MLFs love Barton.

"'ere man, that was when ee was a centeh midfeyldeh man - back when ee was the second coming of Zidane. Eez transformed into the best centeh half in the world now. Everything the barcodes say about Joelinton's (thug) transformation tha aahn'ly wish his imprewvment was at the levels of Lewky boy."

Cootes is a shit referee but a cracking judge of character tbf.

I recently read the house that horror built. It’s shite.

His wife is called ginger lucky. I wonder where she stripped before she found Jesus and became a beard for a kiddy fiddler.

Aye, it's fucking mental. Bloke at work has entered 5 times so far and got in 3 times, he can't work out why he's in and I'm not but I am guessing it's because he's only going for the one seat so can get in any of the odd seats left over and I'm after two together every time.

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me..short. back and siiiiiiiiides.

This is going to be their equivalent of the "common sense committee" or whatever the fuck it was called isn't it? At the very least it's going to be as shit and stupid as it appears it will be from the outside looking in.

Successful in the ballot for the Brentford match - first one of the season (and probably only one) - fucking suck it, you yank bandwaggon jumping twats - better luck next time.

Just noticed "two wonderful Americans" as if Musk isn't South African .. Mad to think the president that wants to end immigration would employ an immigrant to such a powerful position.

"Get off the metro.....NOW!"

She was there during his victory speech but she couldn't have positioned herself any further away from him - I get the impression she's not going to be directly involved this time around because of all the shit it caused last time....also because he's a rapist and wants to nest her.

Aye, on gossy high street, the posh cunt. He'd have won more hearts if he rocked up for bait at the high main on shields road. We'd have sussed his addiction sooner too, because there's about 30 bookies on that road.

I don't think any competent and respected business people want anything to do with him this time around. Anyone with an ounce of sense remembers what happened last time he was in charge. Anyone with a shred of integrity who dared point out when something was wrong was immediately fired and publicly attacked repeatedly and then replaced with a fucking idiot. He's only got the idiots left - and a bunch of cunts with nefarious ends that he's too thick to spot and/or too compromised to do anything about. However, I don't think he cares so long as his rap sheet goes away. The project 2025 nutters will be hoping he'll die early on so they can put their patsy in the seat.