Dazzler

They've won two games he's been a part of and five where he hasn't. I'm not here to say he's the reason for their downfall, because the stats do that for me.

About time!! 8-0 Callum Wilson to score 3 and burst both tits ruling him out for several lifetimes.

'zombie paintballing' ✅

The one time I actually did one and it got deleted because some bastard was 30 seconds quicker than me and the last two weeks we've been let down by both @PaddockLad and @wykikitoon. Shameful, it really is.

That one lad making out that we've been slagging off the concerts at the SOL as if we didn't have a massive private bus service on for Coldplay years ago because the metros were on strike. Or as if there wasn't a tonne of geordies at the concerts for Rihanna or Beyonce the absolute helmet but of course they were entirely supportive of both the ACDC and Sam Fender concerts at SJP because they are not petty like we are.

"Bring in Seaman an' let me ah've a blarst at 'im, rarva than some muggy dinosaur cahnt" Fancy being raging that little kids get to score a pen at the stadium and you (a middle aged man) don't

He also had a hand in the F.E.A.R game series too I believe, which were all pretty good games.

They can have Murphy for a small fee of around 85-100m

It's been a long week. Fuck off

In fairness, they are all tik tok clips and none of which have any connection to morgan, but it is pure car crash telly in the best possible way. She's a complete basket case, to a point that she makes morgan look like a balanced journalist who's just trying to steer the interview back on course the whole time. Plus whenever he's talking she makes "old lady eating toffee" noises and it's fucking hilarious. I'm hoping it leads to a publicly filmed court case as I've been missing that sort of shit since the Johnny Depp stuff last year

The fact that you've asked this question instead of simply posting some kind of breaking news on the DOF search would suggest that there is a fuck all in the news worth talking about I hope we appoint the 777 bloke and he turns us into a global powerhouse at the same time as the actual 777 takes over Everton and turns their new stadium into student flats.

I've seen pretty much all of her interview with Morgan through clips now and she's every bit as mental as she was portrayed in the show. Even had the audacity to say any suggestions of a likeness between the actress and her were insulting as she she's much more attractive - despite looking like a blob fish. Any suggestion that "maybe" she's got a case of mistaken identity were evaporated when she started rabbiting on about her being a solicitor with a photographic memory - thus proving the character in the show was 100% definitely based on her. She's a fucking lunatic

Then when he ends up on loan at the mackems and winds up playing terribly at Everton or West Ham in five years (the standard trajectory for most man utd kids) we'll be reminded he once won young player of the season every time he touches the ball despite him ballooning it all over the place.

All because "email traffic" dropped by 20% when one of his other companies tried a WfH Friday - which in is mind means they were being less productive and not, you know, too busy fucking working to read and reply to absolute bullshit emails Tenner says the real reason is that if all the staff are working from home he can't nonce after the attractive, young assistants he's employed. Typical billionaire.

Lucky for her he's been asleep this entire trial so far so she'll avoid his vitriol on his daft shite social media platform

Isak was nominated for both I think, Gordon for none.

Then Isak doesn't count as he's 24

Gordon is too old for young player of the season, but Isak who is two years older than him gets nominated for that one too is the level of incompetence I expect from the PL tbh.

Van Dijk has no business being in there other than they HAD to have a Liverpool player in the list to keep the sponsors happy No Gordon too? Bullshit list IMO