Dazzler

It's so bat shit that even her actual mates in the tory party have distanced themselves from her. Even Farage more or less said she was fucking mental. Nigel. Farage. If he's telling you to wind it in then you're probably too far gone. She said there were millions of "secret conservatives" that were effectively in hiding because they are scared of what will happen to them if they announce themselves as conservatives. I swear they are trying to convince themselves and the world at large that Labour are the second coming of the Nazis and the right wing red pillers are the persecuted victims this time around rather than it being based on race/religion. It's not just Truss, it's the whole lot of them. They seem to think that attacking immigrants and anything they deem 'woke' will win people over, but seem insistent on avoiding any of the stats that show the more mental they become the more they isolate themselves from their own voters, ultimately losing them by the time the GL comes along. At this rate their manifesto for the GL will be one line: "Just vote for them, we've fucked it"

tbh I am a little concerned for Albie. He's been radio silent for a long while now and there's been a shit tonne of over hyped shit boxing to be over hyped in this thread that's gone by silently. Has anyone knocked on him recently? Were there a mountain of old newspapers and lumpy milk outside his door?

He must have either been a ridiculously handsome bloke or have a massive piece to be able to recover from that. I pull a stunt like that and I'd have been burned alive in my tent

I think this sums it up pretty well.

Did you win the bet, marra?

These Knight puns are blagging my head. Sir Real.

The soft cunt should consider himself lucky he's getting biscuits, a youth once threw an empty stella bottle and cracked the window at Percy Main metro. I ordinarily would have shit myself but I was on my way to a leaving do I didn't want to attend and my mate had given me a ridiculously laced space cake to "chill me out" which started to take effect a few stops back. Also, he should be glad either lad aren't the "get off the metro" kid as he was fucking nails.

You haven't considered the obvious answer:

Rice too. It's the one that remains that will be one of Phillips/Hernderson/Gallagher. Rice is his wet dream midfielder - Sits back, breaks up play well and keeps the game boring.

Two. We've got a funeral and a coronation to look forward to. Shame William is only in his 40s so we'll only see another one if he has his mam's longevity instead of his nanna's.

Because last season Burn was making a mug of players like Salah. His positioning was excellent so he was always in the right place to cut people out despite his lack of pace. His footballing brain seems to still be on the treatment table as he was fine until the injury IMO.

Aye but in that world he still looks like Ryan Gosling and I am still a fat cunt so fuck him.

"Don't forget to have as many bee puns as possible, including (and I shit you not): to bee or not to bee"

I took it as men or women in charge equals bad and that the whole Barbie world needed both working together to be successful, so the very definition of equality. That said the film was a bit shit, however had a handful of moments that genuinely made me laugh. Some of the meta fourth wall breaking shit was well done, like Barbie crying because she was ugly and the narrator taking genuine offence at Margot Robbie being cast in the role and then crying about being ugly.

I watched the beekeeper the other day. Basically just a John Wick rip off with Jason Statham doing a terrible attempt at an American accent for the first five minutes before the director clearly got fed up and had someone ad lib a line about him sounding British so he could sack it off. Someone kills his bees (and makes an old lady he barely knows top herself) and he goes on a rampage. It's proper shite and entertaining in equal measure. I submit it for consideration to the academy.

It was Dillon, you son of a bitch.

With a cut and the only evidence is a photo in which Fury looks a few years younger, and the cut is suspiciously in the same spot as the one he got off Wallin. Also, the hypocrisy of the fat cunt crying off a fight with a cut he got in sparring so close to the fight when he gave Haye non-stop shit for the same thing. Bloke is a fraud, and running scared. He'll be done for PEDs again in a few weeks and retire with his "mental health problems" again. ALBERT, ALBERT, ALBERT.

Chavs? That might be the nerdiest jumper I've ever seen on Miley man. Looks like he calls people racial slurs on world of warcraft.

The players wives will survive a week without Tindall rifling them by replicating the deed by rubbing their blarts on a fence post.

Tindall to rub himself against the home dressing room door and varnish it shut. Forest to forfeit and the toon be given a 3-0 win as default.