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That was from the championship to league one...

So to prove your "point" you quote a slogan that many have deemed anti-Semitic in nature? .. okay mate. I'd offer an insult but I think this sums it up perfectly:

Which people in the labour party are calling for the elimination of Jews? Specifically... Are you trying to suggest that Hamas are a socialist movement? Compare the behaviours of the current government, their choice of words, dehumanising specific groups of people and ask where we've seen that before? Have you asked any lefties what they think of the conflict? Or do you just trust GB News to tell you everything?

You've obviously not met many accountants then. For every posh, wankerish FD or Partner there are at least 50 underlings (who are often more qualified) launching calculators at each other and smearing T accounts on the walls in their own shit

She 100% wants sacked. She wants to ensure the Tories topple even further to the right and hopes she'll be the one to build them back up as Uber right wing, this ensuring they don't get back in power for another decade. Though it'll be badenoch that gets in who's just as much a Nazi as Braverman.

That's hate speech. As a fellow accountant I feel qualified to say fuck right off and good luck getting a signature on a passport photo in future when this gets brought up in our AGM

FM Mobile is but it's not as detailed or in-depth as FM Touch I think. I think Touch is similar to the console version of the game (which is shite). I think they've gone the FIFA route in recent years, in that they've made very slight tweaks to things rather than big improvements. Apparently the tactics are more detailed this year, and the 3D game engine is improved too but the game is allegedly getting a full revamp next year.

Also imagine being a 30 year old bloke in a bit of bother at work and your gaffer rings your mam on you. That is as equally hilarious to me as thinking a lack of a bit of roughage in his diet is all that stopped him from being an elite athlete. There's being a knacker and then there's getting grassed on to mammy as an adult.

They got her on to make a mug of her tbf. They clearly had no intention of giving her a fair swing in the interview. She was invited on to be shown up and she fell for it. It was fucking glorious.

Never would have been better than Shola before he fucked his legs. Better than older Shola, but no more than a lower level prem striker at best. Saying he'd have been as good as Haaland if he'd scranned a salad every once in a while is hilarious though.

I don't remember this outrage when Lampard joined Man City on loan like. They are fucking petrified of us taking their spot. Shit bags.

Dorries was on BBC breakfast this morning talking about her shite book. In typical Nadine fashion she sat and outright denied that Boris had any involvement in partygate while the production team flashed images of Boris at multiple parties during lockdown as she spoke. It was a glorious watch. Shame she didn't die at the end though.

There will also be a few clubs trying to loan players from Saudi to assist in their relegation battles (Man Utd for example) that will be told to fuck off if this goes through. I don't care about it tbf other than to wind other clubs up to breaking point, there's a whiff of cutting your nose off about it though.

Aye, he told me to google Eurytheus. Found out he was the Hercules bloke. Already feeling smarterer

Ahem...

Won't lie Googled this because I had a West End education which is only marginally better than an Ashington one.

FYP

It's what teachers in Ashington use to teach kids to read isn't it?

There is a funny, football-specific joke in making GAWD an acronym I'm sure, but the best I can come up with is "Good At Wanking Dogs"

Difference is that Isak's was down to having issues in both knees and then an awkward groin injury which he's young enough to recover from without issue. Wilson's is his age and a mountain of serious injuries down the years all starting to stack up. I think we need to adapt a little to get the most out of him, as he's never going to be pressing defenders for 90 minutes, but if he gets a yard of space in the box it's almost always a goal. Definitely not finished, but we may need to try something a bit different until Isak is back to really get the best out of Wilson. Two inside forwards cutting in all game pretty much takes him out of the equation half the time as they either shoot or play through balls he doesn't have the pace to get on to. As @The Fish has said, it works better with Murphy out right as it pulls a centre back out wide and then him and Trippier can fire balls in which Wilson has the space to bury.