Dazzler

Chelsea are in desperate need of a winger tbf.

Balls deep in a seabird is what I heard. Obviously, they had to crop it because of the porno ban

Phonetically bang on that.

This will all go brilliantly until we play someone proper shite, Low block teams have no need for a goalie against us. We never get shot off against them

This is better than the Isak shit.

Paul Gascoigne known for Gazza

I can't believe they didn't acknowledge his skills as a delivery driver:

Dick Van Dyke defying the odds for a decade. What a man.

How have I not seen this before the descriptions are fucking mint:

For them obviously. Not us.

Be even funnier in a morbid sense if he fucked off and started banging in goals again and Sesko properly shit the bed.

A tiny little black rectangle works better IMO:

Can't even have a crudely drawn cock and bollocks on a map of a mountain where the original already has a misshapen cock drawn on it.

Has it been deleted due to the online safety act?

We watched Untamed with Eric Bana. Not bad, not great. Both Eric Bana and Sam Neill are cosplaying as Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead for the entire thing.

Don't fucking try to rationalise things when I'm being irrational...

"Deader than a dead thing from dead land" Historically, deals being dead have worked out okay for us tbf

Sky confirming Isak's whereabouts. So he didn't travel for preseason because of injury but manage to travel to Spain despite his injury. What a fucking cunt.

Closet mag, marra. Wants to burn dewn the stayahdeyem of light.