Dazzler

And his chod in a hoover or was that someone else?

Unless you’re standing up to wipe it off your chest, you weird, childlike, deviant cunt. I’m screenshotting this in case it disappears like the rest of my grade A patter of the last five days.

As recently as two weeks ago if memory serves

It’s been noted

The last one was tbf

At least your post made you feel happy, wor kid.

Derby should be seriously worried about their points record tbh

It’s fine. Probably shit anyways.

Teyching how to pray to the eyast at half time. The sawdies have bought the officials, marra. They only give weh the Vey Ahuh aayrh deycision to mak it seym impartial. Criminal this like. Khashoggi would be rolling in eez grayave.

Pickford with his annual thalidomide trying to scratch his arse performance. Eleventy nil

Would someone be so kind as to share the discord link with me. I assume it’s all gifs and shit, but still

They are mackems. The only thing they love bucking more than blood relatives are trends.

Who has time to put stuff in the bin when wah takkin ewt the trash, marra.

Tak it good and proper

Fucking knew I should have voted for Ed Davey and his actual policies on social care reform all the while seeming like a half decent bloke and having a great time on water slides while this cunt was telling us nowt and arguing with Sunak.

Don't know what you're talking about. They just don't like married men with six kids who don't understand what a prick is:

He wants his form filling in. Says it right there in his original post. Hope this helps.

Botman because it's abroad. I'd be selling no cunt to any cunt in the premier league.

Yes.

Their massive cash boost is already committed on signing that French lad that spent most of the time injured since he joined on loan. Mackems at work are desperate to not come up because they are absolutely convinced they'll go back down having broken Derby's point record. On that basis - I wish them all the luck in the world in the playoff final

PardewedYP

Probably pulled a groin tripping over his massive clems tbh.

You get used to it tbf. It’s grim while they’re puppies. Bear in mind one of my dogs weighs 55kg and her shites are barbaric and pick them up without second thought now. I’m immediately on a whitey with the cats litter tray though.