Dazzler

“God bless” I genuinely think he might have brain damage. He sounds unwell.

No coming back from that. Enjoy retirement AJ, but you’re done. Even if Dubois is the one who sounds like he’s had his skull crushed in.

Joshua getting punched into retirement.

Probably refused Saudi and now we don’t have minteh so howe’s giving him the Fraser treatment. Obviously, this is completely not the case, but let’s say it is.

Because the alternative is Miggy (who Howe seems to be avoiding for the most part). I think if Wilson was fit he’d have been dropped IMO. He can’t afford to drop him when he’s the main back up to Isak who’s also made of cheese strings.

It’s definitely his attitude like, it’s fucking lifting. He looks like he’d rather be anywhere else tbh. Honestly would prefer the Miggy, Trips and Longstaff combo down the right from the 4th place season at the minute. Let that tell you how bad it is

Albert? I wonder if anyone with oasis tickets is tuning in and wondering just what they spunked £300 quid on.

6-0 Vinnie Jones in nets to stop it getting to double figures again.

“You are nowhere neyeh ti catching is George, despite my facial appendage beyn aah’ll oweh the stadeeum”

There’s a certain aptness to the cunt with snide in his surname

Black shat

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

Oh no lads, they're on to us.

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate

Way to use three vague accountancy terms and throw them together to almost make sense

I don't know. Let me consult the spreadsheet I made showing my available skills and report back.

Minor might be a bit of a stretch since he's looking at 3 months out

Wiki's missus didn't wash her hole out properly would be my guess.

The fact that the fixtures are still seeded - so the big boys get more of the easier/favourable draws renders this format completely fucking pointless. May as well knock the knockout stages on the head and just have it so you play the same amount of games as you would in the old format (13 I think), the match draw is completely random and whoever has the most points after that wins the trophy. This would be completely shit but at least makes a bit of sense. Even up the number of games to 15 or something. This is just a more convoluted way to get to the same end result - making sure the big teams make it through at the expense of the teams they wish weren't there.

I mean it was Staveley etc that extended his contract. They really should have just let him run it down and released him into the wild.

Is his contract up at the end of this season?

"A thinking man's Rambo" sounds absolutely shite tbf. Also, does First Blood part one a bit of an injustice if you ask me. John Wick is a thinking man's rambo compared to everything from part two onwards though - and I fucking love John Wick (except 4 which was too long, and not violent enough) - speaking purely as a thinking man, of course.

Tbf I got absolutely smashed on the Saturday at the sela weekender with my card I use for tickets so by this logic I should have scored for at least one set of tickets so far.

I’ve tried the Man City and Brighton games for the family section with the bairn. I’ll try my luck with general tickets next time since the family section is a total bust.