acrossthepond

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch. Pepe up to his usual scumbag tricks as well. Fucking portuguese, the mackems of Iberia.

I don't think there's an international team more odious than Portugal. There's just something filthy about them, they all have the look of your disreputable uncle who smells faintly of booze and week-old balti, who you sometimes see downtown asking people for smokes and who might not actually be your uncle.

Should've fucked off years ago, definitely should not have began last season as captain, let alone this one. Heartless.

Can you fuck off already?

They keep trying to make our relegation into a spectacle because they're furious that we don't seem arsed at all that we went down and they finished above us. It's destroying them. "Ohh wait til August when the reality sinks in that they're running out against Preston North End." Not like we didn't run out against them in 2009. We survived. We came back up. We kicked the living fuck out of them, went on to finish in the top half a couple of times, 5th once, played in a Europa League quarter final, and during that time they've done...the sum total of absolutely fucking nothing. Reckon we'll do the same again, and so will they.

He received a software update.

If you have to go down, that was the way to do it.

Slink on back to London and remember this. We'll be back.

Sissoko having his one good game a year.

Shocking dive that.

You could see he was going mental after he was called for a nonexistent foul on Kane earlier. Stepped right up to the ref's face with a thousand-yard stare on. Again not sure he meant that one, there was no point at all to doing it.

Tiote was hobbling in midfield as he lost possession which led to the goal, Lamela should never have been presented with a shooting opportunity. You could see Rafa was already planning to take him off, there just wasn't a stoppage in play.

You're right Ant, it is. Trying to take the piss with a misspelled sign. Fuck me senseless, what a load of mutants.

Reckon they've all topped themselves. The most important moment of their lives has arrived, there's nowt else to live for. Certainly not being from Sunderland. It'll be like Heaven's Gate on that server.

This one was definitely a penalty, Sissoko basically made the decision for him. Acting like he's never been coached on how to play football in his life, the fucking daft shite. If one of my kids did that in a critical match like this one I'd be asking for his shirt back at the end of the day.

Obertan showed some improvement during his time here but was wrecked by injuries. Marveaux never had the heart to play in England. Both rightfully sent on their way, Gouffran, Taylor, Cisse, and Colo hopefully soon to follow.

That game was a test for the nerves. Fucking mackems pulling a point back, but it'll not matter if we get the job done like we did today. Lascelles has been one of our best players as well, want to give a mention to someone who I said wasn't fit to wear the shirt after his 90th minute red card earlier this season. Looks a man transformed. If we'd been playing Colo over him these last few games we'd be down already.

Fucking hell, what a goal.

Well done. Great result. We looked good value to beat them there at the end but there were a few heart in mouth moments when that fucker Coutinho got on the ball. Two wins against Palace and Villa and we'll have done it. The momentum is with us now, we've gotten points that nobody expected and we've been transformed over the past three matches.

Reckon we can yet lose this game and still stop up. I won't be gutted if we do, although I'd like it not to be too heavy so the GD stays manageable. I think we can and will beat Palace and Villa. Villa have literally nothing left to play for, they are staring into oblivion and if we can't beat them we deserve to go down with them. Palace...the crowd will be well fucking up for that game I should think, and the players should be too under Benitez. 6 points will do it for me.

Brilliant, maybe the best we've played all season. Where was this team? Where was this spirit?

Off we go then, on a championship tour with the mackems. Barely even care.

Get the fuck in you mentalist!

It was like, just what I thought too. There's no character in this team to come back .They'll fold like a pack of cards now.

Townsend looks good. A real danger. Shitting meself every time they get the ball though.