Gemmill

Also, the Chairman coming out and saying that Isak was to be retained at all costs in the summer. Wouldn't have happened if he had been told he could go or any of that shit.

OK BORING CUNT!

STOP MAKING THE SAME JOKE, DICKHEAD!

So far Man United look like they've made some personnel improvements but it's the same system, and that is unlikely to be enough to fire them right back up the table. Hopefully. "Hurhur put your mortgage on Man United for CL lads hurhur!"

Who's this latest absolute winner Man United have in nets?

That's what I see.

Chelsea and Villa drop points at home. We pick up a good away point. Decent opening weekend for us.

That one was powered by a "double Greek coffee". Powerful shit.

I know what you're saying, but there was no sign yesterday that he's affecting squad morale, in fact it's possibly brought everyone closer together. And once the window shuts and Isak can't go anywhere, if he doesn't reintegrate then the questions will stop as long as we have replacements that are scoring goals. Isak will be forgotten about until the January window, when he can either fuck off or continue to rot. We'll still get £100m+ for him next summer, and we'll have trousered double his wages in fines between now and then. I'm not worried about giving him his move making us look weak, I'm more concerned that it gives him and Liverpool exactly what they've played for. And they can both fuck right off.

Do we reckon for more fuckery from Liverpool this week? Another bid to maximise the disruption?

I hope we keep him til the end of the window and then I don't really give a fuck what happens to him after that. Reintegrate or rot for the rest of the season. As long as we sign two strikers, I couldn't give a fuck what happens to that prick. Like I said earlier today, it was one thing him being theoretically on strike, but when the first game comes around and he's just not there through his own choice, and his teammates are having to pick up the pieces? Fuck him.

Kos. They sell playing cards with drawings of ancient Greek lads sucking one another off if anyone wants any?

Pipe down, fannyface.

God bless the alphabet, marra.

Get to the restaurant coach and get some ice on that black eye.

Tak a picture of the leaygue tayubul marra. Worra bewtiful sight!

Great result for the tramps, but West Ham have got bottom 5 written all over them. This will be one of their easier fixtures all season.

Dorset is nice CT. PL would almost certainly roll out the red carpet for the Boldon Hillbillies too.

Craig itching for another 3 page pointless argument.

I wouldn't be starting Osula like. We saw enough in pre season to know that he's not ready. We don't need to further put that to the test vs Liverpool.

"Alex Isak, is a wanker, is a wanker". The jury has returned with a verdict.

Great interview from Gordon.

"One greedy bastard" being sung lustily by the away end.

We should have Wissa for the next game. Possibly another striker too.

Great result for us given the circumstances and everything that's led up to it. The narrative will be that we couldn't score without Isak, but Villa couldn't score at full strength and Isak is a snakey little cunt, so fuck that narrative. I'd be more worried if I was Villa.