Gemmill

Oi knobheads! Stop discussing the ending of a film that some of us still want to see!

Well I'm posting on here BEEYATCH! Plus I ain't no ging. And I'm too nails to go to any doctors. So there!

I ain't no ginge, but you are the BeastMaster for Mighty Mites!

GIMP! Did you see that article last week about people with big DVD collections btw?

You cant see dust mites can you? See the post above. These ones gather round your dirty hands like pigs at a trough and have been absorbing all of the bacteria thereon for some time now. These are no ordinary mites. They're Mighty Mites.

Looking on the Internet it appears that the bug I nailed doesnt look like your textbook bed bug. *rubs chin* Probably mutated into super-bugs after feeding off the fecal matter on your hands!

http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm

Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER!

Bunch of pricks. I bet the lad that won the auction is treated like a god at his next Dungeons and Dragons meeting.

All nicked off NO. All class.

Haha. Dave walks like a duck. 10 to 2.

Aye, he's in Northern Ireland. Not sure how long it goes on for like. Needs to come back and breathe some life into this place tbh.

Very sad news. Awful for his wife and kid, and 27 year old is ridiculous. Poor lad.

Reminds me of when I used to work in the nightclub and one night they had a bomb scare - someone rang the front desk and described this bag that was in the cloakroom and assured the lass on the front desk that it was a bomb. Anyway, they checked, and sure enough there was a bag there as described, so they phoned the coppers who told them to evacuate the place......only one of the doormen had other ideas. He walked into the cloakroom and kicked the bag as hard as he could across the room, turned round to the manageress and goes "That's not a bomb."

Automode like 5th best, England internationals, regular qualifiers for Europe. Arguing with you is like discussing colour schemes with a blind man.

You deserve one another tbh.

That's the problem with cash games in general - the variance. That happens in a SNG and it's annoying but it doesn't cost you big money like that.

Harsh, but you got the money in when you were ahead. You were 88% to win when you put your chips in.

Jesus, do you lot eat slap-up meals in your house every night? You must be a right set of biffers!

Hopefully people will just give up on the prick soon.

Shambles.

Was Graham Norton once a stand-up comic before he became a professional gay bloke?

The Bigg Market needs something seriously doing with it. Redevelopment, a charver ban or something. It's just pleb city.

For a historic moment, that's a pretty shit thread title.