Gemmill

tbh[/gerld] [/gay]

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers. I looked at that after I'd typed it and thought it was wrong, but I knew that only a TOTAL GAYBOY would point it out.

Urgh! Given that you're a night before showerer this is even worse. Washed hands after a wee are the first time you've actually come into contact with soap that day, so to pass the opportunity up is unforgivable!

Re the match - they need to fill those paper towel things more regularly. By half time there's nothing left to dry your hands on. Agree though, re nobody washing their hands. Then they go and eat chips or a pie, the filthy pigs.

That is class.

Embarrassing Dad-tastic.

Nah, I'm with you snakehips. And it's understandable that we are so careful given that 20% of this board either don't bother washing or only do bother after a crap. This thread should be stickied and used to vet potential piss-up attendees.

Urgh! TRAMP!

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though! Mid stream? Oi! Don't ruin my flirt!

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind.

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though!

They get a thank you from me, and nothing more. No way am I paying someone a quid to put soap on my hands ffs.

Aye I can't stand that either. I can't stand toilet monkeys. And no, that's not racist!

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley?

By the way, JJ is a dirty great hairy Scotsman, so I can well appreciate his lass's concerns at his toilet habits!

Voted yes btw. Always.

We've done this one before and FILTHBAG Bridget admitted she doesn't bother after a wee. Urgh! Stinker!

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please.

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals.

By the way, I'd forgotten until I re-read that thread about Dotbum's sit-down wees.

Short and to the point. But correct.

Such a grumpy bear!

Sweet dreams of hay bails, coider and gingham!

Starting threads when she should be PMing people. THAT'S what she's doing! Tsk.