Gemmill

What's ask a ninja, you Yorkshire goon!

The uncle who bad touched you and left you mentally scarred for life? Touched his front bottom.

Never mind that, what about this you complete mincer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8auaV1ZBM

The thought of that horrible fucking smile being out and about in Newcastle is not a nice one.

Who is it then, you enormous freak??

You go to school with a dolphin? Akkakkakkakkkak akkakkakkakkak akkakak.

Will Smith is painfully unfunny in it. It actually made me cry a bit. You do realise it wasn't a comedy though, right? I was referring to the one liners that are part of every action hero's armoury. His were shit. Bollocks, you blatantly thought it was Men In Black III.

Buck Rogers

Blinkin flip!

Will Smith is painfully unfunny in it. It actually made me cry a bit. You do realise it wasn't a comedy though, right?

We got told a shinton joke live and in the flesh in the Trent yesterday. I'm afraid it was no improvement on the usual fare.

Those two are class. I love the bit with the Connect 4.

Jesus that's awful. What a fucking horrible time for them.

Ahhh right. I hope they were getting sponsored for it.

You have got a bit of a look of Aled Jones about you actually.

Are you half welsh? Urgh!

You'll neeeever get a job.

As if you can be trusted to make arrangements months in advance.

Anything by Patrokles.

What in god's name was the pink blazer/white polo neck combo that the European team wore for the closing ceremony all about?! WTF?! They look like they should be on a float at a gay pride march.

Listened to an Ipswich fan on 606 who called to talk about Bramble and basically said that he can play in a 3 when he's got two old heads to micro-manage him on the pitch. Didn't seem to think that he'd been looked after properly at Newcastle, which is perhaps true, but we can't be expected to build a formation around Bramble. Anyway, I've had enough of him. You can only persevere so long. His contract runs out in the summer, so that'll do for me.

First time it's ever happened.

Watching that useless lummox walk off the pitch today is the first time I've ever felt like booing a Newcastle player. I didn't like, but that has to be the finish with him now. We cannot go on playing this lad. Having said that, unless we get a decent centre half in in January we will ruin Steven Taylor as well. Listening to 606 on the way home having to hear some cretin say that he's "a wonderful ball player and can turn defence into attack" didn't help like. Fucking tit.

Kevin and Perry go chanting tbh.

Glasgow. SHITHOLE.