Gemmill

I'm astounded that there hasn't been a flurry of interest in this thread.

Happy birthday for whenever it was.

England will inevitably get put out of the tournament on penalties, but who would you send in to take them. List of names AND the order. I normally hate threads like this btw but I'm bored. Lampard Owen J Cole Rooney (if playing)/A Cole Gerrard Gerrard last cos I reckon if anyone can handle the pressure, he can. Lampard first because I think he's most likely to get us off to a scoring start. And I'd be practising them DAILY in training as well.

My mother's mates with a muslim wifey (perish the thought, Leazes!), and she reckons a lot of these young kids can barely read and are just brainwashed into thinking that the Qu'ran says X, Y and Z, and go off and act on that basis. Canny sad if it's true.

5 quid is alot when you probably earn about 3 shillings a fortnight Tell you what, I bet 5 quid Australia will go further than England.... ....I have no idea why I did that. 145220[/snapback] I'll take you up on that like. Only a few days away now like. I'm getting excited.

You're not dealing with West Country yokels on here you know? Stick this on the Torquay United board if you want lasting confusion.

Ashley Cole Wayne Rooney Frank Lampard Michael Owen Peter Crouch Ray Clemence????? Gary Neville??????

Is Glynn a bit "special" though?

Rather the urn than something like the Stanley Cup, which has to be the worst example of a trophy just being big for the sake of it: One of the worst looking trophies ever!

Rooney's first training session out of the watchful eye of Man United, and here's what he got up to: To be fair though, you would have thought he'd have had the sense to at least wait until after the latest scan before carrying on like that, the spanner!

If you were working in a hospital delivering babies today, you'd HAVE to take the opportunity to scrawl a quick 666 on the baby's head with a marker and have someone on standby to play the Damien music as you raise the baby for the mother to see for the first time.

That was frigging dreadful like! Bit of an anti-climax like with the two finallists basically having very little personality.

well, makes me feel proud im an honoury geordie! 145140[/snapback] Not with spelling like that you're not! 145145[/snapback] Illiteracy merely authenticates her claims tbh 145149[/snapback] Cheeky twat!

well, makes me feel proud im an honoury geordie! 145140[/snapback] Not with spelling like that you're not!

I didn't know any of that. Interesting stuff. Cheers.

Aye it's not worth the hassle. It's alright in the summer when the weather's ok, but when it's icy, snowing or pissing down it soon gets to be more of a grind. I was alright with it for about a year but when I thought properly about how much time it was taking to get to and from work I had to change jobs. Don't do it unless it's for a BIG pay rise.

Rollover on Friday though.

He's swissmag isn't he ? Always thought he posted rubbish tbh. And as for you .... 145116[/snapback] No, I think the Swissmag on N-O is a different bloke. Bombadil used to be Swissmag, but I think he stopped using that name and someone else picked it up. I think. I may well post a lot of shit but I'm not even in the same league as you man! What time's lights out there anyway? Is the computer in the day room? 145121[/snapback] Says he who spends all day at work on the PC...at least you buy one for home though unlike that tight git Alex Hows the new job....same as the old job 145123[/snapback] Aye it's shit. I just wasn't cut out to work for a living. I should have been an "It" boy or whatever the male equivalent is. In fact I'm gonna check my lottery from the weekend. Fingers crossed.

He's swissmag isn't he ? Always thought he posted rubbish tbh. And as for you .... 145116[/snapback] No, I think the Swissmag on N-O is a different bloke. Bombadil used to be Swissmag, but I think he stopped using that name and someone else picked it up. I think. I may well post a lot of shit but I'm not even in the same league as you man! What time's lights out there anyway? Is the computer in the day room?

I think LM is off his meds. He's been behaving even more mental than normal these last few days. Blatantly posting from an old people's home tbh.

I think I've got one of their albums on vinyl 145081[/snapback] The only one I can remember was called Blasthead. He went on to play guitar in Three Colours Red, but I have no idea what he's up to these days.

Leazes Mag would make a brilliant Viz character.

Give us a drum roll, gimpy!

You RAWK!

That's who I was listening to in the pub when I came to my stunning conclusion. 145029[/snapback] Bring your daughter to the slaughter. Jesus H Metaller.