Gemmill

Gross.

Listen, we're not all misogynistic boomers, OK?!

Women's team sacked the manager yesterday after a very average start to the season.

He's good mates with Janet as well, pet.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15215897/Sandro-Tonalis-secret-Newcastle-contract-signed.html There's the full story.

Bosh.

The ONE GREAT JOKE GANG adds its 4th member in 12 hours. So no, they didn't hear it here first, cos they've already had 3 other tedious pricks make the same joke.

I think she's called Katie Lam. She looks like she was made in a lab from the parts of lesser young conservatives.

As Liverpool are currently discovering, if Isak isn't scoring he brings fuck all to the table.

Aye I've officially called it: we replaced Isak with a better player. He might not score as many but if you add what he provides as a creative spark, I suspect his overall goal contributions will be higher. I'm just pleased we went for Sesko before we went for Woltemade, or Man United would likely have hot footed it over to Stuttgart to try and poach him out from under us instead of Sesko.

Aye it's the horror that they've got their eye on as the next rising star in the party that's behind it all. Rising star for them roughly translates as people prepared to say the worst shit.

Re Joelinton, I'm desperate for him to get back to being an absolute unstoppable force btw. Nowt against the bloke, he's been an absolute monster for us when we're at our best. But he's not doing it at the minute and maybe a rest could help.

I honestly don't think Joelinton merits putting straight back in. He hasn't looked right all season and looks like he could do with some time out of the team.

Gordon: "that goal was all about Murphy." Good lad.

2.72 v 0.36 on xG. Battered them.

Nah. That's not an easy chance at all.

Elanga close to bagging himself an assist there. Unlucky Willock.

After looking a bit wobbly early doors v their winger, Burn has sorted it out and had a good game too.

I'm calling it lads. We've sold The Rat and replaced him with a better player.

Get in. The front 3 properly linking up tonight like we've all been hoping for. Gordon has been brilliant.

Just the 3 points off the top of the Champions League.

He's such a brilliant finisher, Barnes. Had no right to score from there.

Brilliant.

Miley hasn't looked remotely out of place.

Gordon absolutely conned the ref there.