Gemmill

He wants chaos but I think he genuinely believes that he's braying the rest of the world, when in fact he's weakening his own country. His goal is not to wreck America cos he loves being loved, but that's what he's going to do.

The dollar is TUMBLING. USA! USA! USA!

It should be right up there among the goal of the season contenders regardless of intention. Add points for their keeper ending up tangled in his net too. I watched it again this morning and didn't actually realise how close to the touchline and the byline he was when he hit it.

Onus on the rest of the world to do the Isak thumb over the shoulder at America and get to strengthening its trade deals with all other nations. Short term this is gonna be cack. Long term I assume it weakens America massively.

Reality has a way of snapping people out of their stupid behaviours.

They've spelled "shochchhchhun" wrong.

To explore other trade opportunities, I guess, is his point. Honestly though, I'm just looking for something positive in what is otherwise a load of people running around screaming that the world is gonna end.

Actually I'm gonna start thumbs down-ing this shit. If "likes" are as important as every youtuber claims, I assume "don't likes" are just as powerful in the other direction.

Aye there's more more of this shit cropping up on YouTube. There was one in Byker that popped up on my feed the other day that didn't get watched.

I don't really know what the endgame is here. I assume he leaves these on for a little bit then takes them off and claims a glorious victory for the US, and says everyone's learned their lesson and they won't mess with the US of A again.

Gordon's back for Leicester, isn't he? Isak went off with a tight groin again, and we can't do 90 with Wilson up front if Isak doesn't make it.

This all sounds like a very dignified interaction.

Thank fuck for that.

They might get a penalty here. More wild shit from Bruno. Cleared. Lucky.

Massive Ange fan tomorrow night.

Bruno's best pass of the night from the corner and no one fancied it.

I want to see it kept in the corner and Willock and Tonali chest bumping. Just run the clock down.

8 minutes. Lad alive.

What?! You take that back!

Nearly worked.

Another anonymous cameo from Wilson so far. He doesn't seem to be able to get a touch these days.

Love seeing a keeper tangled up in his net. Fucking dickhead.

What is Bruno doing man. Backheels to no one.