Gemmill

Well worth the lead as well.

Great ball from Big Nick.

Faecal Matterface. Probably marginally better than "Fletch".

That advert for Brentford v Liverpool. Huge pressure on Brentford at the weekend to prolong Liverpool's losing run. A nation expects.

Cock up your arse would be worse.

Nailed it.

Aye it's transfermarkt (logo at the bottom) who, in my experience, always have values quite a bit lower than what players actually get signed for.

I'm reading it that his value has risen to 65m, not from 65 to 100m. Might be wrong though.

Is there anything in this, or is this just Louise Taylor trying to generate some beef?

Sorry to hear about your dad Robin. Nice that you were both in touch with one another towards the end.

Yes indeed. I told it to make you look more gruff and manly, and it added the tin foil cape.

I'm sorry you feel that way about PaddockLad's trademark outfit.

He's a tinfoil wizard, there has to be a twist!

Check your emails if you haven't got a Fulham ticket and want one. I've just had another email an hour ago, so they must have released some more.

PL and MF discussing next steps in the US. MF looking soft as fuck tbf.

I mean......awful for Pearce, but pretty tenuous for the celebrity deaths thread.

UEFA getting the band back together.

Seems like a good game to give him a rest. Possibly explains him looking a bit off it at the weekend too.

Outmanaged by fucking Amorim. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of years from now he's marveled at as the spawniest cunt ever to win a PL title.

Looks like Disc Beard Dyche is about to get the Forest job. GRUEL TIME!

He used to do the blinking thing here too. Gordon does it as well. I assume it's some weird sports psychology thing they've bought into, or else they've both got the same tic.

4 defeats on the bounce for Humpty.