Gemmill

Ipswich 1 nil up at Bournemouth.

I think we look good. Based on performance alone so far, you couldn't say its been an after the lord mayor's show performance. Result remains to be seen but they've turned up.

I'm fully resigned to it, have been for years. Doesn't mean I don't wish I'd kept it though.

Thomas Frank's chewing gum technique is reprehensible. That is a man in his 50s chewing like a fucking 10 year old.

You better hope yours doesn't go. That hair horseshoe will see you die ALONE.

Idiot jock on co comms going with Mbwaymo, despite being shown the way by the main commentator.

No somos "marras"!

If the museum director told him that, it was to get him to fucking leave him alone and stop breathing his cheesy chip burps all over him.

These are incredible.

Absolute banger.

Unchanged team. The cup final winners ride again.

Another cunt who's kept all his hair. Fuuuuuuck offfffffff.

I'll need to see a HMHM photoshop before I can be certain.

I bet he had a fucking MINT time of it in the 80s.

He'll fucking LOVE twitter these days if he is. "Never been better".

In fact I can picture him now, pouring one out for his homie Freddie Shep, smiling and blowing a kiss to the heavens.

In all seriousness, I hope Leazes was still around for that cup win. He was fucking mental, but he would have loved that shit.

Also Craig Bellamy was a complete cunt. What's more, he would probably admit as much these days.

I'll tell you what happened. LeazesMag hated Souness. Basically wanted the bloke to die. LeazesMag loved Freddy Shepherd. Would have moved in with him given the chance. LeazesMag was incapable of seeing that blaming everything on Souness whilst absolving Shepherd of blame for everything was a position that simply couldn't hold. When Souness turned up, I said he needed to be given a chance, which he did. And given that chance, he completely fucked it. But that quickly morphed into endless arguments with LM trying to establish the lack of logic in his position. And him calling me the Souness lover for not allowing him to absolve Shepherd. That's what happened.

If you're as thick as LeazesMag, you might have thought there was a rampant Souness apologist on here.

It's HOT Mitch Summer, BITCH!

I hope Osula turns out to be good cos he seems a radge character to have about the place.