Gemmill

Yes indeed. I told it to make you look more gruff and manly, and it added the tin foil cape.

I'm sorry you feel that way about PaddockLad's trademark outfit.

He's a tinfoil wizard, there has to be a twist!

Check your emails if you haven't got a Fulham ticket and want one. I've just had another email an hour ago, so they must have released some more.

PL and MF discussing next steps in the US. MF looking soft as fuck tbf.

I mean......awful for Pearce, but pretty tenuous for the celebrity deaths thread.

UEFA getting the band back together.

Seems like a good game to give him a rest. Possibly explains him looking a bit off it at the weekend too.

Outmanaged by fucking Amorim. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of years from now he's marveled at as the spawniest cunt ever to win a PL title.

Looks like Disc Beard Dyche is about to get the Forest job. GRUEL TIME!

He used to do the blinking thing here too. Gordon does it as well. I assume it's some weird sports psychology thing they've bought into, or else they've both got the same tic.

4 defeats on the bounce for Humpty.

Slot looking fucking bewildered.

Get in!

Aye it was. I'm not really arsed if it ends in a draw. The key thing is that they scored after the Rat had been subbed. Only a matter of time before Ekitike is the recognised starter.

Have they explained what that hat is meant to be achieving for McAllister?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/19/met-prince-andrew-police-bodyguard-information-virginia-giuffre More stories about this cunt.

McAllister in the MOOOOONGOOO hat.

lovely stuff.

The Rat starts again. Ekitike bewildered.

I'd be more than happy to see a Man United win. Keeps the clearly inadequate Amorim in a job and fucks the scousers.

Quite an interesting watch. The arrival of the "personal seat licence", which is basically the amount you have to pay to give you the opportunity to buy your season ticket. Like how the membership gives you the opportunity to enter a ballot to buy a ticket. With the number of American owners in the PL now, you have to worry this is where we'll end up. The team in the video is moving stadium, and the cost quoted to existing ticket holders is $5k for the PSL, and $4k for the season ticket for a total cost of $9k. It was $2k for your season ticket in the old stadium. It's basically the billionaire owner forcing the fans to pay for the new stadium while his wealth rises to $7.6bn. What a cunt. And btw, more than half the cost of the stadium has already been paid for by the taxpayers. The greed of these billionaires is unreal.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Oof, that's two wobbly bellies going at it. I could imagine Marinakis being a completely inappropriately aggressive cunt and Ange not backing down tbf. As not good as I think Ange is at his job, Marinakis is a fucking disgrace.