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I discovered the cat had worms cos one was hanging out of her arsehole, wiggling about.

How many yank owners are there now? Is it not just them clubbing together. There's enough of them to block stuff now, isn't there given 2/3 majority is required.

Aye they run out of assets eventually. But the fact that it's so far dug them out of hundreds of millions of overspending on transfers is fucking disgusting. I think they've cleared at least £300m of PSR trouble with hotels and the women's team so far. If they had a decent strategy they'd have the CL qualification sewn up for the foreseeable future. They still might if their current crop come to anything. It absolutely reeks.

I ask cos our cat had worms recently. She's an outdoor cat who absolutely wrecks the local mouse community. Sometimes I come down in the morning and there's just a mouse head left. Two dead ones this morning. Anyway she's on regular dewormer now, the filthy bitch.

I haven't heard that. He's been largely dogshit when called on this season mind, but he looks devoid of confidence and it's not easy coming on for bit part of games.

Nice "Young Homer" hairdo. He looks so fucking American with his not quite believable shade teeth and that helmet.

"They like him and he's improved since he got here, there's something to work with." Re Osula, according to Hope's latest.

Hope reckons that if we don't make CL, there won't be much made available to spend in the summer*. So let's hope the sponge-dicks predicting us to finish 6th are wrong. *If he's right, then it's fucking ridiculous. We have to spend to close the gap to top 5 and become CL regulars. If we keep not spending because we don't make CL, we'll fall further back.

It's such a fucking ridiculous setup that says if you can get enough people to vote that it's alright, then it's alright. Get the independent regulator in place and bring an end to these blatant shenanigans.

The softest of cocks itt.

Good for Man City. And I think they'll win again. It was absolutely absurd of the PL to stick its head in the sand and act as if it could do what it wants as long as 2/3 of the clubs vote in favour.

Shearer refusing to accept Isak is the first Newcastle player to get back to back 20+ goals in the top flight. Had to have his entire Newcastle career read back to him, with Richards laughing in the background at some of his paltry returns during his later seasons.

God bless Daniel Levy.

That's definitely added to it. We've bought two CMs and Howe has converted Joelinton into an absolute beast, and we've got probably the best midfield in the league from a standing start as relegation certainties.

Do you give it a dewormer?

Gordon.

The success rate of the club in the transfer market since the takeover is fucking wild. Bruno, Tonali, Isak, Hall, Livramento, Botman. Ridiculous.

Mike Dean's new look.

Rumours I'm hearing are that Jennifer Lawrence is absolutely desperate for a shot on my personal pipe.

Have we all seen the video?

To be fair to the news organisations, they needed to focus on the big stories, like how some people were turned off by Kamala Harris's laugh.

Wow. So much winning.

https://bsky.app/profile/julianhi.nz/post/3lludwf5nv22h Good thread. Bottom line is Trump is WRECKING his own country. This impacts the US far more than anywhere else.

https://archive.ph/NV6cB Suffice to say Ian Dunt won't be travelling to America anytime soon.