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Aye, you've got billionaires with more money than they would need in a thousand lifetimes, and people working 2 jobs to ensure they have enough money to make it through a month. And governments that are too scared to make these lads pay their way. The system is a con. Eventually these blokes will have everything. Btw take no notice of anyone telling you that your personal circumstances aren't your personal circumstances, or that you should think differently about your situation than you do. Total bullshit and just a shit way to carry on.

He's a human being, so it's perfectly reasonable to talk about confidence. The brain can do horrible things to your ability to manage even the basics, once the doubts set in. His transfer fee and the fact he's an international are irrelevant.

That was a 0.09 xG chance, believe it or not. I hesitate to say this because it'll be seized on by TT's tell it like it is squad.

He's just got zero confidence. We know he's not this bad, he's got the yips, nothing is going for him, and it's fully in his head now.

I wish Elanga's shot had gone in btw. He desperately needs a goal, or just something to go his way.

It was 2 v 1.5 on xG, so we definitely weren't far and away the better team. It's a good result though against a team that are usually frustrating as fuck for us to play against. They were helped out a lot by the absolutely pathetic refereeing performance as well. Although I've no doubt that won't be how moaning cunt Marco Silva sees it.

Aye, happy enough for them to get a result down there tbh. As much as I'd like us to get ahead of them on the league, I think it'll happen eventually anyway.

He's injured at NUFC, I believe.

Amazed the mackems got a result away at Chelsea. It was 1-1 on xG, so sounds like a bad day for Chelsea. Anyway, it's probably a good result for us in the long run. Cheers mackems.

Piece of piss. Tremendous cameo from Osula. He's absolute fucking mayhem. The perfect bloke for the job.

This ref is fucking hopeless. It's ridiculous how bad some of these blokes are at the absolute basics.

Job half done. I'm having to watch on my phone cos I'm at the lakes and tethering to my tablet isn't working. Anyway, apart from a few daft stray passes, all is well. I'll be back at full time to see how many nappy changes are required.

Powell 's opening gambit is that they need to change what they're doing. Given Bridget' s would.have been "more of the same", I'm not too disappointed she lost.

Ryder was trying desperately to get a rise out of Howe today about what Slot has been saying. Stopped just short of saying "Eddie man, are you really gonna take this from that baldy cunt!?"

That's his LinkedIn page.

Watch it and you'll see what I'm talking about. You're basically Randy in the episode who keeps waking up in the middle of the night and greeting ChatGPT with "hey how's it goin." and running every decision in his life past her.

Episode 3 (I think) of the current series of South Park is a brilliant ChatGPT focused episode. Well worth a watch. They absolutely nail the fucking weird way that AI talks and answers you.

https://x.com/JoelBlandSport/status/1981346648606310649 How dare you put me in the same category as Craig with the fake Twitter news?!

I had a good look yesterday for a Paul Joyce story to back up what he was saying and couldn't find anything at all. We could get @Monkeys Fistto bring his Google skills to the table, and see if he has any luck. The Joel Bland thing I posted below Craig's post might have something in it, but who knows. I'm sure the talk at the end of last season was that he would need surgery on his groin.

Shearer wearing a blue dress shirt with monogrammed A.S. cuffs btw. Alan Sphincter.

Ekitike is "the one" for Liverpool. Not my words, the words of Gary Lineker's The Rest Is Football podcast. They're talking about whether Isak needs to reinvent himself as a winger to get into the team. Alexander Isakarus. Flew too close to the sun and has returned back to earth with a bump.

Btw, the fact Howe is talking about a 6 week pre season, and the talk there's been about him not going to the AFCON. It would be a bit of a piss take if he does his "pre season" with us and fucks off to AFCON for a month the second he's fit. Which is pretty much how the timings would line up. Fingers crossed he ends up staying here.

Pint and a half today by the look of it.

https://archive.ph/moI09 Fuck knows what the Bruce Springsteen bit means.

From Hope. Eddie blasting shade in Isak's direction - Wissa will need a 6 game pre season, Isak is 8 weeks into his and he's still dog pump.