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Get in! Wilson's most annoyed celebration of the season.

Genuinely annoyed that these cunts have scored.

I'm sure his pride is absolutely fucked tbf.

CT: I don't mean to be double negative, I just get nervous.

Shame Maxi is injured. 45 minutes of this would have been the perfect sign off.

Redknapp: "Pass of the season. De Bruyne, Odegaard... No one has made a better pass than that from Joe Willock". I don't care for Sky hyperbole usually, but when it's about us they can say whatever the fuck they like.

They can say what they like, it's FIVE NIL. Spurs have been absolutely fucking shit tbf, and we've been absolutely on one.

"Shoooot" when Pope picked it up in his own half there..

This is like a training match. It's all in their half.

Monkeys Fist has probably just about earned himself the next match thread, but if you all want me back, you can start a poll OK?

Porro needs reminding of the scoreline by any Newcastle player within 5 feet of him. He looks ripe for a red.

One of these Spurs cowards will get themselves an early bath, I reckon. Ring their agent from the bath and tell them to get them the fuck out of there.

No goals for ten minutes. Getting a bit bored.

Tell Pep Guardiola we're coming for his 5 nil up after 19 minutes record.

He should go for that. He's just raked his studs down his balls, nowhere near a challenge for the ball.

Bruno's ankle looks fucked again. Not great.

5 nil down and he's switched to a back 5.

Good idea. Get Davinson Sanchez on for 20 minutes.

Isak's reaction when it goes in. I fucking love this kid. Wilson will be sat on the bench with a face like a demolished arse.

Champions League football next season lads. It's happening.

5 This is the best thing ever.

Ridiculous from Willockinho.

4. Spurs look fucking clueless.

Kane. He's no Jacob Murphy.

This is amazing.