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Liverpool up 2%, Man United down 4%.

Man United effectively 3 points behind us on equal games played now.

Get in. Perfect result.

At this rate, I'll be posting on Newcastle Online next season. You simply do not treat Toontastic's crown jewels like this.

I'll have Isegrim's job. I would make a fucking amazing judge.

Well. We'll soon see. Won't we, cunto?

Appalling that mind. What some would say is the top league in Europe and there are players stood in actual bins. Mike Ashley is such a fucking cunt.

It's closer to Dutch than mackem, I would say. Maybe the Ajax thing threw you.

this is the Allo Allo policeman equivalent of mackem talk.

Brighton win is definitely the result we all want to see tonight. Get those red manc arseholes nipping. Brighton have got Man City, Arsenal and us to come so there's fuck all chance of them making top 4.

Liverpool now with a DOUBLE FIGURES chance of making top 4 after last night's result. Toontastic:

Dead frustrating that tonight, cos but for that idiotic defensive brainfart to give away the penalty, Liverpool weren't scoring tonight. Still though, 1-0 does fuck all for their GD so we're still effectively 7 points ahead with a game in hand.

Liverpool v Brentford on Saturday. I bet the fucking FA bans Toney on Friday night.

It was a clear pen but so fucking stupid by the defender.

Aye he had his bollocks in a Wheelbarrow this week. Antonio was listing off West Ham's remaining fixtures for the season and he gets to the end and Wilson pipes up "And then Plymouth in August"

Use the UNIQUE function to create your list of scores. That way you won't have to keep updating the list every time a new score gets added.

Alternative would be a COUNTIF for all the different unique values in the table. You could create a drop down for the value you want to look at and link that cell to the formula if you were anything like as cool as me. That way you could just write the formula once and have the score you're looking for be dynamic.

@wykikitoon Use the Subtotal function. It allows you to count only visible cells so you could filter on A and it would just count those. There's a Guide here. https://exceljet.net/formulas/count-visible-rows-in-a-filtered-list

The graphic.

Chelsea could finish 15th.

This ends with CT trying to recoup his losses by breastfeeding businessmen on Only Fans.

I said 66. Pay attention, please.

Fucking hell. I'm saying they won't get more than 66. But CLEARLY we won't find that out following the results of the next match. Is this REALLY your big attempt at a gotcha moment?

Listen dipshits. I said that 66 points would be enough for CL. At the time I said it, you were all crying and hugging each other over 4 teams - Spurs, Villa, Brighton and Liverpool. Villa were a particular concern for you because you didn't have the FUCKING BRAINS to see past what was just a run of form, despite my best efforts to prove this with the much-derided-by-the-thickos stats. I've since been proven correct on Spurs and Villa (your new second favourite team) who now can't get more than 66 points. I will very likely be proven correct about Liverpool and Brighton too.

And have I been proven wrong? Or have you succumbed to the Liverpool will win all their games bullshit too, you dirty fucking rag and bone man?