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Btw they would never get away with "Sandal" these days. The little backwards kid who just goes "Enchantment!" every time you get near him.

Aye I told the brothel wife to "surprise me" and woke up with what appeared to be a backwards dwarf bloke.

That can't be real but if it is, I know where my next vote is going.

Then they'd need to liquidate some assets. You don't get to tell HMRC sorry but my money's tied up in pinball machines atm.

Renton and ewerk on the side of the billionaires (and the paedophiles).

Now he's posting Louise Taylor articles ffs.

Aye, and Marinakis appointed Edu. Another self-tucking from the forum's munchkin.

Ralph Malph in the streets, Kofi Annan in the sheets.

I used to work with a woman who was a Gilmore. Her, me and another lad were sat around reminiscing about old faces from work who had since left. I got on about one bloke and went on a BRUTAL (and let's face it, HILARIOUS) monologue about what a weird cunt he was. We go back to our desks and by the time I get to mine there's already an email from the lad saying "you know that's her husband, right?" The prick had kept her maiden name. I still feel ILL every time I think about it. A memory that I genuinely have to shout out of my head if it crops up. She said FUCK ALL the whole time I was ASSASSINATING his character.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-appoint-ross-wilson-as-sporting-director And the club website. It's official, we finally have a new DOF.

From Hope.

I'm on to Dragon Age Inquisition now. Only managed to hump Isabella the MASSIVE jugged pirate lass from the last game. This was despite taking the romance option with every woman I came across in the game. The new game has started with Leliana as a character, but she's damaged goods cos I fucked her with my dwarf character in the first game, so fuck that. It'll have to be someone else this time around.

"The Hacker's Diet" is the thing that opened my eyes to it being a very simple case of calories in v calories out. It's not a diet btw, it's just a programmer who took a very logical approach to weight loss and weighing yourself using a rolling average approach to cut out all the noise Worth a look, CT. HOWEVER! Despite the fact that I understand this intellectually, we have big bags of Cadbury Buttons in the fridge. My lass is disciplined enough to have FIVE with a cup of tea every night after her tea as her "treat". I eat at least 5 every time I open the fridge door, and I've swallowed the cunts before I've even shut the fridge door. I need them to not be in the house or I'm fucked basically.

I'm not arguing against IF, but if one of the cardiologists in question is Aseem Malhotra, the bloke is a fucking charlatan so I would advise turning off from his patter. He's a cardiologist, but he's also the bloke that spoke at the recent Reform conference and suggested King Charles's cancer was possibly caused by the covid vaccine. He's a fucking plum basically. He's probably be Farage's equivalent of RFK Jr if Reform won the election.

It is worth pointing out though that someone who has always been very into fitness and someone who, by his own admission, finds it very hard to gain weight, will have a different experience with weight and diet than most other people.

That was great, she's lovely. Sometimes those things can be awkward, especially with the players cos they don't know what to say. Thankfully Janet had plenty to fill the silences with so no concerns there.

Sweden beaten by Switzerland. Rock bottom of their WC qualifying group with 1 point after 3 games. Looking like The Rat will get another summer sat around the house next year.

Watching this new Traitors, and I think Claire Balding might be unbelievably thick.

You tell us.

The son of Ralph Malph has been a long time coming. Fucking ridiculous how long this has been dragged out.

"I'll be in the Percy pre match if you get to town a bit early." @thebrokendoll

Fuck that, people will just start murdering billionaires instead.

What happens to all of the consumers on which these billionaires rely if we're all cast into poverty by their AI inventions?

Haven't you done this before? I remember you chucking OMAD (one meal a day) about, I'm sure.