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I quite like Charlotte Church. My lass watched her reality show where she was building some sort of hippy retreat in the Welsh countryside and she seemed dead canny. Which is pretty unusual for a former child star. The MASSIVE baps don't hurt either.

I mean, far be it from me, the middle aged white bloke, to be the arbiter on this but stuff like that seems really unhelpful in the current climate. It's just another stick for the flagshaggers to beat minorities with.

They've nailed it mind. That was the celebration he did for his single Liverpool goal vs Championship Southampton.

Excuse me, DICKHEADS! We all know that Toonpack and TBD are the Clarkson and May of this forum aka the Bootcut Boys, aka the Skunkers Killsquad.

Fucking hell, sorry to hear that. Would he be prepared to rectify the situation, do you think?

He's the Statman! Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub

Recovery from what?! Sitting on his arse all summer? It's not like he's come back with 3 clem on him.

After some of the stuff Keane has said about the players, I'd love to see him try and get a tune out of them.

Might send it to my mam and ask what she's doing in London? Or I could just ask her later when she offers me her political and economic expertise as I set up a simple password manager for her cos she can't do it herself, and is hideously exposed by using the same password for FUCKING EVERYTHING.

I hope so, he looks fucked.

I don't think it's clear at the minute that he's either. When we were signing him he came with a heavy caveat that he was raw and needed a lot of work. He's not gonna get that work there.

I'm pleased we didn't get Sesko tbh. I know he's on a shit side playing for a shit manager, but he looks way more limited a player than Woltemade.

A very wise man.

The club took a risk tbf, cos it could just as easily have ended by bringing Bayern back to the table, and us looking like the bridesmaids again. Fortunately Stuttgart and us were very happy to do the deal completely on the sly.

Aye from what I read/heard, we always liked him but we had assumed he was unavailable/was going to Bayern if he was going anywhere. I think was not on the list at all for those reasons.

Chinos and Chelsea boots, of course. Just your classic match attire.

Absolutely wild btw that the dress code has to specifically point out that you'll be refused entry if you turn up wearing crocs.

I didn't enter cos I couldn't go. I did enter Bilbao but have since discovered I'm gonna be corporate hospitality boy that night. So on the off chance I'm successful, I could get a ticket for someone if anyone fancies it? Overwhelmingly likely that I'll get fuck all like, but let me know...

PRECISELY!

Tbf this was from his West End run as the artful dodger.

I dunno like, he looks years away from a first team starter to me.

The Poppins Club has released this statement: We don't care what you DIRTY BOYS think, we do not know this reference.

Sounds like ewerk is talking some chim-chim-cheree to me.

I'm PROUD to say I don't know what the reference is. Anyone else in the Mary Poppins Club?

Lock up your hot dogs!