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Freddy's fatter, Ashley's a bigger cunt.

Had a really nice Pinot I got in Fenwick's in the Toon that was Tasmanian. Tigress I think it was called. Alex, Tigress isn't bad but the stuff from Providence is in a whole other league. The Thalys is currently being kind enough to serve me Touraine Gamay which isn't to bad.

Obviously considerably lower than anything coming from mars. OoooooooooooooWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow!

I miss booby

Shame in some ways as Viduka wants to go to South Africa with Australia next world cup which means he has to find form and fitness. His best season in England arguably was the season leading up to 2006 Germany. Oh well, they've shown they know what they are doing time and time again, so they probably know best! edit: By the way he'd be worth a pay as you play deal.

By muscles I actually don't mean the guy with the vegemite sandwich, I meant mussels!

Restaurants, bars, museums, dirty ho's? Obviously it's all muscles and chimay but where?

No. Once they start the process (be it pad & pen or electronic) the fine is served. Makes no difference if you speed off before they slap it on the screen. I could understand if they were taking photies of Ketsbaia's car if it was still parked up, but a pic of it driving off up the road doesn't prove anything does it? You weren't in mackemland were you? Pretty sure they've been investigated for sharp practice by their parking attendants recently. I was in Sunderland actually. I'll have a look into it if anything lands on my door mat over the next couple of days. It was fairly bizarre as they were no where near my motor and just seemed to get snap happy as I was pulling out of the side street, so it's not as if I drove off mid-ticket. If it was parked illegally (which it wasn't ) then surely they'd have just slapped a ticket on my windscreen, no? Expect a fine in the next fortnight then, they've more than likely cooked up some bullshit story that you drove away as they were issuing the ticket. Fantastic. If I see the same duo tomorrow I may stop them and have a chat. Take your camera.

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer. Obviously your reputation of excessive jizz is well publicised in Lowestoft. Your missus been talking again??? Well they did instruct me to pull off on the side of the road...... No wonder they were taking pics, you're on the registrar with manc-mag now!

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy? Can't believe I'm still taking flack for this tbh-you'd have them like a penny farthing I suppose you filthy mongrel?! Big, small, round, flat, pierced I don't care as long as they don't mind me playing with them. But I'm not stupid enough to need a calculator, weight displacement tank and set of protractors before I get my grubby hands on them.

Yep but my chinese is a bit average See pm.

He can't know that many people as he couldn't even get me St Pauli tickets! So Parky know any kino owners in Hamburg? I know the bloke who owns the Metropolis round the corner from me. The bar is run by an English lady. Well get me a screening for my movie twat!!! Or at least tell him to answer my emails. PM me the details rasta. I've got a script outline to deliver to the Hamburg film fund by April. Ain't written one sodding line yet. Just hand them a sheet of paper with four names on it: Doug Jim Alice Stevie And tell them it's a Dogma95 film about the bizarre love triangle of Doug, Jim and conjoin twins Alice/Stevie! edit: pm on it's way

He can't know that many people as he couldn't even get me St Pauli tickets! So Parky know any kino owners in Hamburg? I know the bloke who owns the Metropolis round the corner from me. The bar is run by an English lady. Well get me a screening for my movie twat!!! Or at least tell him to answer my emails.

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy?

No Fosters was shit for years before they started brewing it in Ingerlund. They even brew Fosters EXPORT here now ffs. Well you don't think we make that shit in Australia!

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer. Obviously your reputation of excessive jizz is well publicised in Lowestoft. Your missus been talking again???

No Fosters was shit for years before they started brewing it in Ingerlund.

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager

If you lived in Sydney it's a sure sign you're fucked and there is a nice little surprise on its way to you in the mail. But you don't live in Sydney so maybe he just liked the look of your car,

For a country that drinks so much of it, English beer is, on the whole, absolutely fucking rank. There's the odd small producer doing ok stuff (still tends to be a bland imitation of continental styles) and, imo, 'real ale' is awful. Even the Aussies and the Americans have some decent smaller breweries doing very drinkable pale ales and pilsners and so on. Zip it, pissflaps. I love real Ale, there are some cracking little brewerys local to me, Adnams, Oulton and Moultons are the pick of the bunch, I've got a few bottles of Adnams broadside in the fridge for tonight. Hefe-weizen, trappist bier or bust.

My blue bin dipper mate says we're in for a pasting and I hate it when he's correct!

He can't know that many people as he couldn't even get me St Pauli tickets! So Parky know any kino owners in Hamburg?

These guys http://twopaddocks.com/ use to make one of the best pinot noirs but they had a change of winemakers a couple of years ago and it's not as good, still very drinkable. The vineyard is owned by Sam Neill. The best pinot noir I've ever had is from these guys in Tasmania, http://www.providence-vineyards.com.au/ it's impossible to buy as it usually sells out quickly but I've noticed they have some at the moment. Had a really nice Marchese Antinori Chianti Classico Riserva 2004 the other night with the world's best anti pasta.

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Out of interest how much does Ashley pay? I'm with you on that Pud. I was actually thinking the other day the clubs PR budget must be growing by the day with the number of people they must have actually trawling and posting on toon forums. You'd think morally there should be an element of disclosure on their behalf but then I remembered it's Ashley ham fisted mob and chances are they just want to punch us in the face anyway.