sammynb

Fuck considering your blind support of Ashley and the cunts for so long your opinion on anything has to be seriously questioned. I can think of more games where Jonas has contributed more 75% of the team than I can where your criticisms of him are actually correct. Like I said play him on the left where he wants to play and watch him contribute.

FFS. Play Jonas on the left and Loverkrands on the right (where they both like to play). Martins and Owen up front. Fucking simple. Football isn't rocket science!

No now it is with the 4th best team from the Americas region. The Oceania and Asia regions have now merged. Australia joined the Asian federation but Oceania didn't merge with them. I had a quick check on Fifa's site and the top Oceania team (which will probably always be NZ now) play the 5th Asia qualifier in a playoff. The top Oceania team used to play the 5th South American side. This is correct and the rest of you are merely imitating Danny cuntface B!

Should that not be "The Ugly, the Bald and the Cunt"? FYP

I'm really hoping that Shearer is here at the request of new owners, that cunt face Ashley has agreed to get out of dodge for a realistic price and that the buyers have insisted on Shearer and staying up - hence the lack of 'commitment' in the media after the next 8 games. I'm also hoping danny b disappears up his own arse for good. Somedays we can only live in hope.

Mr. NB, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? Not until you start drinking a better brand of whisky!

At least you'll be fetching while you're retching edit: oh and Martin, Bonza? Ripper? Fucking hell man you're like gemmill and manc wrapped into one with that sort of talk.

You are demoted and forced to accept a pay cut because you have no employment alternatives, your wife/gf/partner that you really love leaves you and your great neighbours move only to be replaced by the most annoying, tight arse cunts the world has seen. Or you just become danny b.

Your a spuds fan, you dont understand fuck off back to your own board. I understand perfectly. You're clearly about 12. bawan or the world's most annoying cunt, yeap that's a hard choice. go home danny, your mum is calling.

What, the meaning of life?

I thought more than likely it was wacky's dad.

Renton, there is why you write for a living but will never be a writer

Not old but maybe of some interest. Castle Keep copyright 2009 by sammynb

'Tell me where it hurts' by Nick Trout - it's ok if you're into amusing animal stories. 'Life of Brian in black & white' by Brian Hall - Badly written but an interesting story. And I swear page 182 features a reference to toontastic's wor stevie. 'Who ate all the pies?' - Micky Quinn's biography which is an entertaining read.

It would be dependent on whether the current cunt still owns the club but if we were relegated it would be the ideal time for Shearer to step up if he wants to ever manage the club.

Seriously Parky get the bong out of your hand marra. The chances of News limited tanking are so slight you need to find a better quality ganja to believe it will turn that cunt Ashley and his merry band of twats into the saviour of our club. News limited is set up as complex set of business and you can bet big Rup won't be brought down by one failing publication. Roll another j and move on.

Conspiracy theory: How much was Newcastle paying to be relegated at the beginning of the season???

Yes there is: fuckwits!

Fucking N'Zogbia scored Wigan's second and we look at our midfield! Anyone know where I could find some Sylvia Saint's work please?

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TBH the only thing this thread has confirmed is that the two biggest cunts that post on toontastic are just that.

The production on this reminds of Unforgettable Fire. And there is where they should have stopped, shagged each other or offended the lead singer by eating a pie! Just for those interested it's a return to Eno as well but even he's a shadow of himself now he doesn't drink his own piss!

Just in case Pete forgot to pass it on, well in you two (three). How's Joey look in his strip???

You should listen to him Danny, for Sammy knows a little something about being a sad individual. Thanks for the support big man. I feel like Paul Okon and you're Neddy Zelic.