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Take away the cool sponsor and it's just another boring white shirt, with a smig of black.

To be honest you sounded like a couple of repressed homos flirting. Danny you sure you're not up for some fish action, that's twice you've mentioned "gettin it on!"

Here David let me line it all up for you: Ronaldo one of the best midfielders in the league. Lampard, a mere waif to your fat arse, one of the best midfielders in the league. You said Giggs and Scholes are two of the best midfielders in the league, you are about 4 years out of touch. Any or all of them leave England to play in another league, no great loss because they don't play for Newcastle. f(op)ish's arse is handed back to him on a plate. Now fuck off and choke on your tea. ahhhh so your whole argument is that you think I'm off the mark when I say that it's my opinion that Scholes and Giggs are better players than Frank Lampard and that you don't care who leaves the league as long as they're of no loss to Newcastle. That's why you're slinging petulant insults and wailing on? Sammy man, you've made yourself look a total tit in this thread and if all you wanted to do is call someone names I think you'd have been better off going to a school. I couldn't give two figs if you rate Lampard highly, lowly or not at all, I couldn't care if you disagree with my valuation of other players, you've spent the majority of this thread being a dick and expecting me to apologise for not agreeing with you. Irrespective of the direct impact on Newcastle United, Christiano Ronaldo moving abroad will noticeably weaken the English Premier League and it's my opinion that Frank Lampard's departure will not have such an impact. That's all I've ever said, of course when it comes down to it this doesn't affect Newcastle United, but I'm blessed with the gift of not viewing things from one perspective, maybe you should try it some time? Frank Lampard's departure will not have such a big impact on the league as Ronaldo's That's an opinion sammy and if you can get your head out your arse long enough to see that you've been having a juvenile argument along an entirely different tack to me, I honestly think you owe me an apology. If you cannot see you've been a dick then I guess the best bet is that I simply not reply again. Holden to answer your question it was a bit of banter and piss taking with fish but... Davey my boy what do you expect when your first post finishes with: I enjoy a good bit of banter, which is where this thread should have headed but when you want to be a condesending cunt because you think living in Leeds makes you a better judge of anything well you make it any posters mission to point out what a pompous clueless twat you can be. As for your apology, blow that out your arse. For someone who is all to willing to accept downloads from others privately and then lambaste them public because they're "foreign" and obviously should apologies, you can fuck right off. Dave I suggest you put me on ignore from this moment on because everytime you say something stupid, like "Lampard leaving the league will be no great loss to the league itself," I'm going to be there to comment and remind you what a clueless cunt you really are. end of.

6.5m for lampard though. Ano just saw that. Crouch for 20 mill and Lampard for 7. Is it a length of contract thing? Maybe Benny is charging by the inch for Crouch.

Why do you feel like being the kosher meat in a sammy and fish sandwich? Sorry only f(op)ish takes it.

Here David let me line it all up for you: Ronaldo one of the best midfielders in the league. Lampard, a mere waif to your fat arse, one of the best midfielders in the league. You said Giggs and Scholes are two of the best midfielders in the league, you are about 4 years out of touch. Any or all of them leave England to play in another league, no great loss because they don't play for Newcastle. f(op)ish's arse is handed back to him on a plate. Now fuck off and choke on your tea.

Sorry to rain on your parade people but it's a global recession and it has been coming for a long time now. With the collapse of the US sub prime, rising fuel prices and the boom of the chinese and indian economies not being able to continue at the rate they have been for the last couple of years, it was just there, waiting. One of my biggest clients is an auto manufacturer and recently the word has come out from the parent company, cut costs and lose people. And these guys, well lets put it this way, there isn't much bigger when it comes to volumes sold but this is how they are preparing not just here, in every country the produce vehicles. Oh and don't worry NZ will suffer, they don't have enough resources to feed the four million sheep and three people. grass feeds the sheep tbf. Fucking hell man, do you think NZ is a land of mines and minerals? Grass is their only resource. That and misplaced U's

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You rated Giggs and Scholes as currently better midfielders Gerrard is borderline, a bit like you some days. To be honest where did I say I rate him? I just gave you some figures to help you back up your point, didn't they? f(op)ish old chum, time for a pims and maybe a spot of cricket, what? what? There's a chap, it's a bit more your pace and dashing in a blazer tut ta.

David who is upset? I'm disappointed at your lack of understanding of football and your fop like refusal to realise that you have made an uneducated comment but as I said my f(op)ish: By the way Lampard leaving the league is up there with Ronaldo leaving the league if it means my team becomes a little more competitive, I'll wire them the bus fare. And I've made myself look like an arse how? By pointing out your short comings? Well if that makes me look an arse then call me thompers and suck my kid rock

Sorry to rain on your parade people but it's a global recession and it has been coming for a long time now. With the collapse of the US sub prime, rising fuel prices and the boom of the chinese and indian economies not being able to continue at the rate they have been for the last couple of years, it was just there, waiting. One of my biggest clients is an auto manufacturer and recently the word has come out from the parent company, cut costs and lose people. And these guys, well lets put it this way, there isn't much bigger when it comes to volumes sold but this is how they are preparing not just here, in every country the produce vehicles. Oh and don't worry NZ will suffer, they don't have enough resources to feed the four million sheep and three people.

Only after my lass has finished sucking my cock Dave you twat. fish you are fop, with your expert opinion about a game you can't play and your sage advice about an act you've never physically been involved in. By the way Lampard leaving the league is up there with Ronaldo leaving the league if it means my team becomes a little more competitive, I'll wire them the bus fare. By the way I noticed you didn't guess which stats belong to which player, don't you know f(op)ish?

Look up!

He will seeing they're in the Champions League next season.

By the way I think the point of your argument is:

Possibly but Dave when someone makes a flop like comment you are the first to point out the error of their ways, well today you are flop and I just thought I'd do you the favour

How about you just call it the league like the rest of the english speaking world. Dave, with the exception of your beloved Ronaldo, name a better proven midfielder that plays in the league? Giggs, Scholes, Gerrard, Fabregas. Off the top of my head like. but, what was my point Sammy, because so far you're just arguing for the fun of it. Really? See Dave you just showing up how little football you actually watch. Scholes and Giggs at the moment are bit players. Gerrard is over-rated and believes he is bigger than any team he plays in. I'd say that you got one out of four correct. A couple of quick stats for you, tell me who they belong to out of the four players you've listed and Lampard: App Sub Goals 40 (2) 20 = 43 (10) 4 = 52 (5) 21 = 45 (2) 13 = 34 (4) 2 = Now David before you get all indignant on us, yes we all know goals don't make a midfielder but if you want I can find the assist for last season and you'll find a similar pattern. Maybe what you'd be best to remember in the scheme of this whole discussion are these stats for our midfielder with the (edit) 2nd most appearances for last season: 37 (7) 0 =

And chances are we'd still be stuck with Allardyce as manager if that was the case. I'd rather do without Arshavin personally.

How about you just call it the league like the rest of the english speaking world. Dave, with the exception of your beloved Ronaldo, name a better proven midfielder that plays in the league?

Oh but Tom, Dave is so much fun when he's like this!

Listen here you wacky's arse rimming fool. The only people who care whether Christ "he's fallen over again" Ronaldo is leaving are those that support the team he plays for. Or are you sima in disguise? And David, do I need to quote your exact words again? Or are you going all stevie/thompers/crimson on us and trying to back out of what you said, AGAIN? Here let me quote you so you don't have far to look: Now loosen your blazer, it's cutting off your oxygen supply.

Ashley's worse don't you know? He wants to sell to Bin Laden! If you ever needed proof of the media's current bias, the actual headlines on Newcastle rumours compared to those of an ousted, being prosecuted for corruption, prime minister are proof of the shit stirring currently going on.

Fuck off you pompous, blazer wearing, wordsworth wannabe tool Dave (is that better?) Yes so when Ronaldo fucks off to Madrid next week there will be a few, like yourself, that are disappointed. Me personally I'll be quite chuffed as it will mean the ever increasing gap between my club and another of those that wear red will be decreased ever so slightly. I think you might need to reread your post. Indignant? Asshole. Hairy. Armpit. Calling. David

In honour of today let's recap some of my best work. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=484277 Some days you just can't help feeling like the berb. Happy b/day you auto engineering/it/wizza

It's been a roaring success at spuds anarl! David Pleat But are the rumours true about the DOF wanting to have their title to Director of midfield?