sammynb

has gone the double dutch

Took catmag and bro on an abridged tour of the Hunter Valley wine region, where we got to buy Gemmill a nice bottle of pink wine.

He'll go to a nike team.

All the information you need is here: intertoto

And so the fuckers should have played, anyone remember when we asked for our game to be postponed because of the conjunctivitus epidemic only to be told it wasn't an excuse!

marlon harewood.

You have just cut and pasted your Champ Man shortlist... 131901[/snapback] Anyone else notice these?

Ah, "rack off" mate! 131469[/snapback] I did say the right price (reads: free). 131872[/snapback] Link with Adelaide, we've got no chance 131898[/snapback] Actually he's been linked with Perth, Adelaide and Newcastle (Jets). Fuck it lets buy Bernard back as part of the 10M rangers are going to pay us for Boumsong

Then lining the pockets of the very said fuckwit of a manager after he takes us to a new low.

I hate to say it Gemmill but Shepherd's reign has all the hallmarks of being one big transitional period.

Ah, "rack off" mate! 131469[/snapback] I did say the right price (reads: free).

Are you not craig and gol as well?

Mmm sausage!

Has more chins than cheek.

loves being a bare bear

His wages will be a major stumbling block to him going anywhere. 131076[/snapback] Aye, that and he is shit!

We might always get there through the fair play league

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Could it be possible his girlfriend likes it both ways and his lack of telling you is: 1. The hope is they will both hit it off and you can be one happy family. 2. You might not swing that way and thus he doesn;t want to scare you away as a friend. 3. He's not really sure about his relationship with his girlfriend and doesn't talk about it anyway. 4. He is a typical bloke and just forgot.

Why are we only looking at Chelsea's rejects, isn't the title cheap and realistic purchases? Let's do it alphabetically: Arsenal: nee chance of anyone Aston Villa: Gareth Barry must be sick to death of villa so he could be a useful signing. If they really want Milner so much and he wants to stay a straight swap with Hughes included would be worth it. Birmingham: As mentioned else where Pennant, Upson, Forssell are all good options if they can gwet over their various aliments and attitudes. Stan Lazaridis (forget he is Australian) isn't a bad left side cover player but it would have to be a knock down price and 12 month contract due to his age. And we should give them 50 quid to keep that useless ginga. Blackburn: Pederson - fuck why didn't we buy him in the first place again? But I doubt he would be cheap. The there is the B word! Bolton: Nolan, Davies, Gardner and Nakata are all good players in their prime that would cost the earth, especially if big Sam gets the England job and we get the intertoto spot. Charlton: That "allegedly" gay midfielder they have isn't bad, fuck 1M we sld him for didn't we? Thomas is good and young so he would be a good buy, Rommehdal hasn't increased his value while being at the addicks and Darren bent would be good back up for Owen (so he'd be first choice most of the season). Ok if we must from Chelsea: We would all like Gudjohnsen but he wouldn't be cheap and can we really see the special one wanting to sell him. But Gallas has be linked with a move away as his contract is up at the end of the season. Johnson, Bridge, Cudicini and Geremi could all do a good job for us and wouldn't cost the earth. And what about Tiago isn't he still their player? And Smertin? As for Cole, great that would at least give Bumble someone to go out and cause trouble with! Everton: Osman and that's at a stretch. Fulham: If Coleman goes they will be ripe for picking. Malbranque, Boa Morte, Bouba Diop and John are all possibles. Yes we have all heard how Malbranque didn't want to head north but now Clueless is gone there would have to be a better chance and if in fact Emre does want away. The only one out of that lot that we may have to pay over the odds for is Boa Morte but remember allegedly he has a clause (probably Santa but who knows). Liverpool: Cisse? Fuck off. Man City: Tough one because all their decent players are around 30 but Musampa has his moments. If we could I'd like to see us try for Bradley Wright-Phillips. Anyone care to continue?

It's a bit like someone buying a race horse on the off chance it might turn into a winner, you throw money at it hoping and hoping but eventually you have to realise it's for the knackery. Everyone in the racing industry has seen how you tried and tried to make it a champion so you must be an excellent race horse owner but the truth is just because you fed the thing and persisted with it doesn't excuse the crap choice of a horse you made in the first place.

Powder dry I tell you, powder dry!

Ok, obviously by the constant quoting of Iggy Pop today I'm having a bit of an Iggy listening moment but fucking hell can anyone tell me this wasn't written for Wacky?

Unfortunately it took almost 10 years for her to write the follow up and it was shite! She was an absolute babe too when they did all the press shots for the release of The secret history.